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Posted By ind06 1 year, 8 months ago in Humor"I mean, I always thought Obama was a gentleman," said John Ortiz, a Pennsylvania voter. "But man, biting a lady - not cool. Unless he's like a vampire or something. That, I mean, that's a medical condition, you can explain that."
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ind061 year, 8 months ago
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In related news: "McCain Admits Flesh-Eating Zombie Status In Effort To Compete With Obama's Vampire Claim".
In more related news: "Hillary Clinton Flies Over Obama Campaign Stop On Broom, Writes 'SURRENDER BARACK' In Sky".
In still more related news: "Obama Shocker! Vampire Claim Pure Hokum! Devastating Limerick To Be Written". ;)
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uncle-dave1 year, 8 months ago
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You're right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8
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Beeboppin711 year, 8 months ago
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Clinton is now claiming that Obama has bitten her.
The Obama campaign has released footage of Hillary knocking down, straddling, and violently shaking an 80 year old man. She then reaches into his mouth, pulls out his dentures and proceeds to bite herself with them. When asked why she would do such a thing her reply was, "I needed those teeth marks to show America how childish and unprepared Obama really is!"
When asked how he felt about the ordeal, the 80 year old man said, "It was great! I'd do it all again! I haven't been straddled by a woman in years."
Obama campaign managers are claiming that Hillary raped the man. They are quoted as saying, "See? Just like Bill!"
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icono11 year, 8 months ago
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The last time I got a chance to bit'er she bit back and we liked it. So I'm not some bitter biter that bit a bitter biter to be bitter. We bit to be to 'share the bitter sweet love' of not being bitter bit'ers. So we are bitter and better for it.
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