McCain To Replace Secret Service With His Bare Fists »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 1 month ago in Arts & EntertainmentTHE ONION NEWS NETWORK - John McCain claims that if elected he would save the taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and kicking some all by himself.
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TemplarScribe1 year, 1 month ago
McCain's latest press release includes asking the Fantastic Four to police Iraq (saving us roughly $225 billion a year), Batman and Wonder Woman to take over in Afghanistan (the Bat Plane and WW's invisible jet will replace the Air Force and Navy jets), and Aquaman to replace the SEALs.
Now, if we could just get Tony Stark to fly CAP over Korea...
Great story, Ind06!
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Beau78901 year, 1 month ago
Even without the knife, the idea of seeing McCain naked scares the hell out of me.
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TemplarScribe1 year, 1 month ago
CBGP: "I remember putting a cigarette out in the palm of my hand when some punks were talking trash."
I did that once, too. 'Course, the punk still had it in his mouth when I did it. (:^o)
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2sidestoeverything1 year, 1 month ago
OK I do not want to see a naked McCain with a knife in the jungle . . . please tell me this won't be televised. :~/
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globalwarmer1 year, 1 month ago
I like his Idea for white house security, the sharp sticks and wires should make him feel at home. ;-)
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itsme21 year, 1 month ago
Well let me tell you I wouldnt want to be the one to cross that guy! LOL
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AntiNeoCon1 year, 1 month ago
Funny, be sure to duck when he throws those soggy depends at ya!
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