Rubik's Cube Solved With Hammer »

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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - A week-long attempt at solving the famous puzzle Rubik's Cube payed off today for local man Nelson Wendt when he ingeniously mastered the toy with a hammer.

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    ind061 year, 5 months ago

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    Wendt then turned his winning hammer technique on a game of poker he was playing with his brother-in-law with less successful results.

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    uncle-dave1 year, 5 months ago

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    I solved mine by throwing it up against the wall. I liked that approach because I didn't have to get out of my LA-Z-BOY recliner and miss one minute of Bay Watch. Why do they call them LA-Z-BOYs....seems like a dumb name to me!

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    Shadowolf1 year, 5 months ago

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    Uncle Dave,

    ...no doubt jealousy of those who refuse to buy one...

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      Shadowolf1 year, 5 months ago

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      I got rid of all 5 of the Rubics inflicted upon me by introducing them into a softball game...

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      2sidestoeverything1 year, 5 months ago

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      Did one hit do it or did he have to hit it over and over again?

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      itsme21 year, 5 months ago

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      I knew someday someone would be able to get that silly thing! LOL

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        chevydog1 year, 5 months ago

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        I wish I'd thought of that.

        The NYT crossword puzzle I can solve simply by eliminating the plebian requirement that all the answers be words.

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          PresidentBuckheadd1 year, 5 months ago

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          Ind06, you should start your own comedy website! You would be great! or you should become a reporter for the onion . com lol

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          BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

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          Rubik's cube was invented in the Spring of '74...You mean to tell me that it took Nelson Wendt 34 years to solve that????

          He must've been quite a patient guy, or more likely.

          He must've had NO life!

          :o/

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          Mutainia1 year, 5 months ago

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          I had a friend who could solve this thing in just minutes. He flipped out and did something really stupid later on.

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          netblogs1 year, 5 months ago

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          Solved it or broke it ? lol

          You know the old saying, if it doesn't fit you need a bigger hammer. :)

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            not2needy1 year, 5 months ago

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            A hammer, now i know how to fix that sucker!

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              Mdiar1 year, 5 months ago

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              I once solved it in 1 minute... I used a sledgehammer though.

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                Shadowolf1 year, 5 months ago

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                I offered to use 'Arm and Hammer' anesthetic on one bloke getting on my last nerve...he said "I didn't know they made anesthetic"...

                I replied "My arm, my hammer; your skull..."

                He declined...

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