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Posted By ind06 1 year, 7 months ago in Humor
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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - A week-long attempt at solving the famous puzzle Rubik's Cube payed off today for local man Nelson Wendt when he ingeniously mastered the toy with a hammer.

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    ind061 year, 7 months ago

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    Wendt then turned his winning hammer technique on a game of poker he was playing with his brother-in-law with less successful results.

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      CactusAnnie1 year, 7 months ago

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      Was it a silver hammer? Does he know Maxwell?

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      itsme21 year, 7 months ago

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      Sorry Indy I meant to hit positive,, my bad! You can get me back later!

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        ind061 year, 7 months ago

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        That's it! When I'm done killing myself you're really gonna get it! ;)

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          uncle-dave1 year, 7 months ago

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          I know JUST how you feel buddy....heh heh heh.;-)

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      uncle-dave1 year, 7 months ago

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      I solved mine by throwing it up against the wall. I liked that approach because I didn't have to get out of my LA-Z-BOY recliner and miss one minute of Bay Watch. Why do they call them LA-Z-BOYs....seems like a dumb name to me!

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      Shadowolf1 year, 7 months ago

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      Uncle Dave,

      ...no doubt jealousy of those who refuse to buy one...

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        Shadowolf1 year, 7 months ago

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        I got rid of all 5 of the Rubics inflicted upon me by introducing them into a softball game...

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          ind061 year, 7 months ago

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          Batter up!

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          BronxBomber1 year, 7 months ago

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          Hey Shad, I added mine's to my "Legos" as roof tiles.

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          2sidestoeverything1 year, 7 months ago

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          Did one hit do it or did he have to hit it over and over again?

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            Shadowolf1 year, 7 months ago

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            ...depends; a grand slam would remove most of the tiles, if not all of 'em...one cube lost none for six base hits and a double...then exploded on a triple...

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            itsme21 year, 7 months ago

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            I knew someday someone would be able to get that silly thing! LOL

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              chevydog1 year, 7 months ago

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              I wish I'd thought of that.

              The NYT crossword puzzle I can solve simply by eliminating the plebian requirement that all the answers be words.

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                PresidentBuckheadd1 year, 7 months ago

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                Ind06, you should start your own comedy website! You would be great! or you should become a reporter for the onion . com lol

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                  ind061 year, 7 months ago

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                  That's nice of you to say, PresidentBuckheadd :)

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                    uncle-dave1 year, 7 months ago

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                    He's panderin' for votes!

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                      PresidentBuckheadd1 year, 7 months ago

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                      Nah, I unofficially withdrew and endorsed Obama quite a while ago.

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                  BronxBomber1 year, 7 months ago

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                  Rubik's cube was invented in the Spring of '74...You mean to tell me that it took Nelson Wendt 34 years to solve that????

                  He must've been quite a patient guy, or more likely.

                  He must've had NO life!

                  :o/

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                    uncle-dave1 year, 7 months ago

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                    NOW, he's got a life!!!

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                    Mutainia1 year, 7 months ago

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                    I had a friend who could solve this thing in just minutes. He flipped out and did something really stupid later on.

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                      BronxBomber1 year, 7 months ago

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                      He hit himself over the head with a hammer?

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                        Mutainia1 year, 7 months ago

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                        No, he took a knife to his ex and the female cop who tried to stop him.

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                    netblogs1 year, 7 months ago

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                    Solved it or broke it ? lol

                    You know the old saying, if it doesn't fit you need a bigger hammer. :)

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                      not2needy1 year, 7 months ago

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                      A hammer, now i know how to fix that sucker!

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                        Mdiar1 year, 7 months ago

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                        I once solved it in 1 minute... I used a sledgehammer though.

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                          Shadowolf1 year, 7 months ago

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                          I offered to use 'Arm and Hammer' anesthetic on one bloke getting on my last nerve...he said "I didn't know they made anesthetic"...

                          I replied "My arm, my hammer; your skull..."

                          He declined...

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