Uncle Jay Explains The News - May 12, 2008 »

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How does Hillary keep going? Uncle Jay explains everything with this week's News Word. Well, not everything! Nobody can explain the news completely, especially when Madonna is back in it. But it's Monday, so Uncle Jay tries his best again!

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ind06
May 12, 2008, 1:55 a.m.
Tenacious! One more than nineacious!

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  Uncle Dave
  May 12, 2008, 9:52 a.m.
  You seem to have a fouracious appetite for these word games. ;-)
  
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    ind06
    May 12, 2008, 10:45 a.m.
    You're pretty nineacious plus oneacious yourself, Uncle Dave. :)
    
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      Uncle Dave
      May 12, 2008, 3:50 p.m.
      You are so gr8cious!
      
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        BronxBomber
        May 12, 2008, 6:28 p.m.
        Does "men"dacious mean a bunch of middle-aged guys getting together bonding, and sort of acting like zit-faced teens whose hormones are out of whack?
        
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        Candida
        May 12, 2008, 11:34 p.m.
        Yeah, they probably do that too, but in general, it describes men who may be vivacious, but aren't very veracious.
        
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        Uncle Dave
        May 13, 2008, 1:02 a.m.
        Does that make us old guys crustacious?
        
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        Shadowolf
        May 13, 2008, 10:49 a.m.
        ...or just their shorts...
        
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chevydog
May 12, 2008, 9:04 a.m.
Knew Hillary had to be in the tenacious list somewhere; Uncle Jay telegraphed it.
And GWB as Donald Duck --Heaven save us, is nothing sacred? Does water really run off his back?

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  ind06
  May 12, 2008, 10:44 a.m.
  Hillary? Was that who he was talking about?
  
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    Uncle Dave
    May 12, 2008, 3:48 p.m.
    The mountain climber!
    
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      BronxBomber
      May 12, 2008, 6:30 p.m.
      That is so bodacious!
      
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        Candida
        May 12, 2008, 11:37 p.m.
        Are you sure it's not just audacious?
        
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        BronxBomber
        May 13, 2008, 1:58 a.m.
        Oh don't be so pugnacious!
        ;o)
        
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        Uncle Dave
        May 13, 2008, 3:23 p.m.
        Or loquacious!
        
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        BronxBomber
        May 13, 2008, 4:54 p.m.
        Or Ostentatious!
        
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Shadowolf
May 12, 2008, 9:21 a.m.
...water don't...crap does...

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Charlson
May 12, 2008, 10:56 a.m.
Thanks Uncle Jay! You found a way to use tenacious and lame duck together that makes perfect sense.

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2sidestoeverything
May 12, 2008, 11:45 a.m.
Now that I understand what tenacious is I can go on with the rest of my week. thanks Uncle Jay and indy.

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  ind06
  May 12, 2008, 9:21 p.m.
  How perspicacious of you! :)
  
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    BronxBomber
    May 12, 2008, 10:48 p.m.
    Am not!
    I use a deodorant I'll have you know!
    
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PresidentBuckheadd
May 12, 2008, 4:50 p.m.
I thought it got annoying when Uncle Jay didn't get to the point... But it was still pretty funny..

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