Binge-Drinking Banned In Worldwide Legal Move »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 5 months ago in Humor
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Binge-drinking has been banned by the world's governments today. In a shock announcement by England's Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.

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    ind061 year, 5 months ago

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    In related news Drinking To Excess was also banned with the forced closure of the popular tourist location "Excess". The U.S. government suggests you instead visit Mr. Daniels and his friend Jose or go sailing with your buddy Captain Morgan.

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    rightfromwrong1 year, 5 months ago

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    nothing wrong with getting blasted once in a while....work the next day can be a bit painful though.

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      itsme21 year, 5 months ago

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      Oh man what will I do?

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        cowboygrandpa1 year, 5 months ago

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        Whoooo!! Glad I quit drinking when I did. Binge was my favorite. Damn I'd add in all the alcohols' to make sure I got to where I felt I needed to be.

        JD and I talked daily while I'd eye the Heinie. LOL

        Didn't want to lose touch with Jimmie Bean though he was always a willing participant.

        Would visit my old friend Jose Cuervo on occasion alway brought along Dos Equis.

        Mr. Tom Collins would show up to join the party and before you knew it there would be a Tequilla Sunrise and it was time to go to work again. LMAO.

        I sure don't miss those days. It's a wonder I'm still alive. hahahahahahahahaahaahahaaa.

        Good one ind06

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        BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

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        Gee Indy, does that mean they are bringing back Prohibition again? and re-enact the Volstead Act? Maybe fellow Propeller member: "engineer" can build us a still. I love "White Lightening"!

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        chevydog1 year, 5 months ago

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        I kinda liked peach-flavored binge.

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          ETproductions1 year, 5 months ago

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          Ohh! Very disturbing news. Enough to launch me on a week long drinking binge. That's for sure.

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            seotip1 year, 5 months ago

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            What? Oh it's a humor story. Ha ha. I like it.

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              Shadowolf1 year, 5 months ago

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              This is a travisty against tradition...Travis should just butt out; Binge has been a tradition with sailors from time immoral...

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