McCain/Clinton Gas Tax Holiday Solves Energy Crisis »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 7 months ago in HumorAfter Congress passed a summer gas tax relief bill sponsored by presidential candidates John McCain and Hillary Clinton, gas prices dropped to under $1.00/gallon for the first time in years.
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gamahuche1 year, 7 months ago
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Jeez - I didn't read the story yet but just the headline got me, as I was rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, and I assumed this was somebody's version of the dream ticket and started screaming HELP and only the dogs came running to lick my feet..
What a terrifying start to the day!!
Now I'll look at the story and it better be lol funny or you'll be hearing from my lawyers about the broken glasses [specs] and other as yet unidentified damages..
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Beeboppin711 year, 7 months ago
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So, let me see if I have this rightâ;¦
Construction companies benefited from an increase in highway projects that had deteriorated due to lack of tax revenue funding. At the same time gas taxes were cut?
In other words, there was no money and highways fell into disrepair. Then there was less money but an increase in repair projects.
Where is the money going to come from for these highway construction projects?
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gamahuche1 year, 7 months ago
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Where is the money going to come from for these highway construction projects?..
"Karma will run over dogma at the cliffs of BS" is the enigmatic response from the Hippy I-Ching this morning but what with the broken glasses and failing to smoke the required 3 j's before consulting I may not have got the right reading. Or asked the right question. I'll keep trying. But I do fervently believe that BS is Big Sur and since this is my post it is.
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Shadowolf1 year, 7 months ago
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...I heard the Hawaiian version...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4XhMANcCbM
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greenmac1 year, 7 months ago
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chevydog1 year, 7 months ago
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And flying pigs danced jigs in the sky.
And mortgage companies said to those they were trying to forclose on, "Chill. We'll eat it."
And the pair of dodo birds who had been hiding came and knocked on my door.
And... then it was morning.
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ETproductions1 year, 7 months ago
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McCain just needs to make another of his "Things in 2013" speeches. In this one, gas comes down every night in little white flakes called manna. When stuffed into a gas tank, one flake powers an automobile for 2,000 miles.
"That's what I plan to deliver to the American People, added McCain."
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