Obama, Clinton, McCain Join To Form Nightmare Ticket »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 5 months ago in Humor
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After nearly a year of verbal attacks and negative campaign ads, the nominees announced that, for the good of the country, they were willing to push their differences to the forefront and grant the American people the ticket they've been dreading all along.

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    ind061 year, 5 months ago

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    Polls show support for the ticket rising rapidly to %0 (plus or minus %3). After the Demopublicratocan Convention gives the expected boost, we should see approval figures syrocketing into the high ones.

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    cowboygrandpa1 year, 5 months ago

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    Dare we hope for the monster ticket that finally forces all Americans to vote no confidence. And nullify the political parties as we know them. Dam* I knew it was only a joke.

    But the joke will be on us in November. The only change will be who says what. :~(

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    tehranchik1 year, 5 months ago

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    I think I like the, Nader/ LaRouche/ Sharpton/ Ventura/ Edwards, ticket.

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    SunnyDays1 year, 5 months ago

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    Will they tell the truth?

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    SunnyDays1 year, 5 months ago

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    Will they tell the truth?

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    CrispRain1 year, 5 months ago

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    Haha, Chuck Norris. About about Steven Colbert again!? :)

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      greenmac1 year, 5 months ago

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      I see this as their method of negotiation. Hillary is the one in the pant suit!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bit9YxtTamY&feat...

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        Mdiar1 year, 5 months ago

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        Hmmm, this is an interesting political ploy by the three. Perhaps they finally realized that all of them are disliked, for some reason or another, and decided that to be victorious they must unite? Or McCain had a stroke.

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          dancewithme1 year, 5 months ago

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          Yeah,the three stooges are here again

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            ind061 year, 5 months ago

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            Speaking of nightmares... SPAM alert :(

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            HMMace1 year, 5 months ago

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            SO NOW I KNOW OBAMA OS AN OUT RIGHT LIAR...OF COURSE I ALREADY KNEW ALL POLITICIANS ARE LIARS---BUT--ITS NICE TO CATCH THEM IN AN OUT RIGHT ONE ..

            MCCAIN IS JUST AN EXTENTION OF BUSH---

            WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR CONSTITUTION TO ALLOW US TO RECALL ANY POL,,AT ANY TIME..

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            Mdiar1 year, 5 months ago

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            It will be a McObamaclintonation! (Also known as an abomination!)

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              ZippySpincycle1 year, 5 months ago

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              Ah, screw it. I'm voting for Ralph Wiggum. "When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants."

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              anniepan1 year, 5 months ago

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              What did they do in the 5.12 China earthquake? I really want to know

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                ETproductions1 year, 5 months ago

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                Hillorama McBlinton for president! I'm for the Demopublican Repocrat Party all the way.

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                  mesodude1 year, 5 months ago

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                  Does it concern anyone else here that titles like this show up in the Propeller tracker window on the front page but the reader doesn't find out it's "Humor" until they click on the story (assuming they are able to click on it before it disappears)? Fehhh... ;-(

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