Obama, Clinton, McCain Join To Form Nightmare Ticket »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 1 month ago in Humor

After nearly a year of verbal attacks and negative campaign ads, the nominees announced that, for the good of the country, they were willing to push their differences to the forefront and grant the American people the ticket they've been dreading all along.

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    ind061 year, 1 month ago

    Polls show support for the ticket rising rapidly to %0 (plus or minus %3). After the Demopublicratocan Convention gives the expected boost, we should see approval figures syrocketing into the high ones.

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    cowboygrandpa1 year, 1 month ago

    Dare we hope for the monster ticket that finally forces all Americans to vote no confidence. And nullify the political parties as we know them. Dam* I knew it was only a joke.

    But the joke will be on us in November. The only change will be who says what. :~(

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    tehranchik1 year, 1 month ago

    I think I like the, Nader/ LaRouche/ Sharpton/ Ventura/ Edwards, ticket.

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    SunnyDays1 year, 1 month ago

    Will they tell the truth?

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    SunnyDays1 year, 1 month ago

    Will they tell the truth?

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    hefaa11 year, 1 month ago

    Chuck Norris for President 08'

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      CrispRain1 year, 1 month ago

      Haha, Chuck Norris. About about Steven Colbert again!? :)

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        greenmac1 year, 1 month ago

        I see this as their method of negotiation. Hillary is the one in the pant suit!

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bit9YxtTamY&feat...

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          Mdiar1 year, 1 month ago

          Hmmm, this is an interesting political ploy by the three. Perhaps they finally realized that all of them are disliked, for some reason or another, and decided that to be victorious they must unite? Or McCain had a stroke.

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            dancewithme1 year, 1 month ago

            Yeah,the three stooges are here again

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              ind061 year, 1 month ago

              Speaking of nightmares... SPAM alert :(

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              HMMace1 year, 1 month ago

              SO NOW I KNOW OBAMA OS AN OUT RIGHT LIAR...OF COURSE I ALREADY KNEW ALL POLITICIANS ARE LIARS---BUT--ITS NICE TO CATCH THEM IN AN OUT RIGHT ONE ..

              MCCAIN IS JUST AN EXTENTION OF BUSH---

              WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR CONSTITUTION TO ALLOW US TO RECALL ANY POL,,AT ANY TIME..

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              Mdiar1 year, 1 month ago

              It will be a McObamaclintonation! (Also known as an abomination!)

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                ZippySpincycle1 year, 1 month ago

                Ah, screw it. I'm voting for Ralph Wiggum. "When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants."

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                anniepan1 year, 1 month ago

                What did they do in the 5.12 China earthquake? I really want to know

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                  ETproductions1 year, 1 month ago

                  Hillorama McBlinton for president! I'm for the Demopublican Repocrat Party all the way.

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                    mesodude1 year ago

                    Does it concern anyone else here that titles like this show up in the Propeller tracker window on the front page but the reader doesn't find out it's "Humor" until they click on the story (assuming they are able to click on it before it disappears)? Fehhh... ;-(

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