Gasoline Now More Expensive Than Heroin »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 5 months ago in Humor
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According to a recently published study, this revealing news marks the first time it actually makes sound economic sense to be a heroin addict.

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    ind061 year, 5 months ago

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    Not to mention that heroin will give you a buzz that's just plain nicer than mainlining gasoline!

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    Dicax_Maximus1 year, 5 months ago

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    workinghard4earn - SPAM - Negged & reported as such.

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    BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

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    Is there a 12 step program for this latest addiction?

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      Dicax_Maximus1 year, 5 months ago

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      Ind - Hilarious !!!!

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        TheAttacks1 year, 5 months ago

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        Where'd they take that picture attached to this post? I'd love to pay that much for gas right now! :] haha

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        engineer1 year, 5 months ago

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        Great honest sense of humor

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        Mdiar1 year, 5 months ago

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        Hahahahahah! All you sad sacks!!!!! Now is the day of the addict! Come forth my brethren!!!!! I chose the right addiction, muahahahahahahahah!!!!!

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          Natureboy1 year, 5 months ago

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          I've been thinking that a car which burns money instead of gasoline might some day be an economical alternative...

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          thaw1 year, 5 months ago

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          well, i tried it. and my old '90 ford probe went much further per tank. and had a 7% raise in hp.

          weeved a little more. and couldn't pass a 7-11. but the lights are brighter too.

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          truthiness1 year, 5 months ago

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          In a related story...

          Afghani Warlords and OPEC Oil Barons were seen drinking French Champagne and eating Russian Caviar while buying African Blood Bling from Hasidic Diamond Merchants at Shun Lee's in New York.

          A restaurant employee, on condition of anonymity, commented, "They didn't tip at all, and they paid in Euros!"

          When asked to comment the White House replied, "Who are you?"

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            truthiness1 year, 5 months ago

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            this is my favorite line

            "The dealers who do deliver will be forced to increase the price of their product to cover their driving expenses, so it's really a vicious circle," he said. "It's almost going to make it tough for people to justify even doing heroin in the first place."

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              ETproductions1 year, 5 months ago

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              No more huffing gas filled socks for me, man. It's on the the hard-core stuff.

              No just how do you mainline using a sock?

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              Hyperboreus1 year, 5 months ago

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              Yeah, I am agreed with "We're all addicted to gasoline" :)

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