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Posted By ind06 1 year, 5 months ago in Humor
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According to a recently published study, this revealing news marks the first time it actually makes sound economic sense to be a heroin addict.

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    ind061 year, 5 months ago

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    Not to mention that heroin will give you a buzz that's just plain nicer than mainlining gasoline!

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      uncle-dave1 year, 5 months ago

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      Gasoline just hasn't been the same since they took the lead out! It's a completely different buzz!

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        ind061 year, 5 months ago

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        Thank God diesel's still around! Now THERE'S a high!

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          TheRealizer1 year, 5 months ago

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          Yes it is ind06 $4.99 9/10 at my friendly neighborhood station yesterday.....

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            Teech1 year, 5 months ago

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            Conversion kits to run cars on heroin will be on eBay soon.......

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      Dicax_Maximus1 year, 5 months ago

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      workinghard4earn - SPAM - Negged & reported as such.

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      BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

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      Is there a 12 step program for this latest addiction?

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        Dicax_Maximus1 year, 5 months ago

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        Ind - Hilarious !!!!

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          TheAttacks1 year, 5 months ago

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          Where'd they take that picture attached to this post? I'd love to pay that much for gas right now! :] haha

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            BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

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            You mean you work here and you don't know???

            :o|

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              ind061 year, 5 months ago

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              It's not WHERE Attacks, it's WHEN! I'm guess about two years ago.

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                ind061 year, 5 months ago

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                This is freakin' unconscionable.

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                engineer1 year, 5 months ago

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                Great honest sense of humor

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                  MisterX1 year, 5 months ago

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                  It's kind of a sick sense of humor, it's ok, though.

                  For a minute, I honestly thought this article was for real.

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                  Mdiar1 year, 5 months ago

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                  Hahahahahah! All you sad sacks!!!!! Now is the day of the addict! Come forth my brethren!!!!! I chose the right addiction, muahahahahahahahah!!!!!

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                    Natureboy1 year, 5 months ago

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                    I've been thinking that a car which burns money instead of gasoline might some day be an economical alternative...

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                      Teech1 year, 5 months ago

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                      When the U.S. dollar becomes as worthless, or is useful only as, toilet paper, that might be the case. Burn dollars to boil water to make steam to run the car.

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                        BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

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                        How going back to the 'ol horse and buggy, and the only thing to watch out for is road apples instead of the rising gas dollars?

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                          uncle-dave1 year, 5 months ago

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                          My old nag use to get me 20 miles to the bale.

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                      thaw1 year, 5 months ago

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                      well, i tried it. and my old '90 ford probe went much further per tank. and had a 7% raise in hp.

                      weeved a little more. and couldn't pass a 7-11. but the lights are brighter too.

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                      truthiness1 year, 5 months ago

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                      In a related story...

                      Afghani Warlords and OPEC Oil Barons were seen drinking French Champagne and eating Russian Caviar while buying African Blood Bling from Hasidic Diamond Merchants at Shun Lee's in New York.

                      A restaurant employee, on condition of anonymity, commented, "They didn't tip at all, and they paid in Euros!"

                      When asked to comment the White House replied, "Who are you?"

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                        truthiness1 year, 5 months ago

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                        this is my favorite line

                        "The dealers who do deliver will be forced to increase the price of their product to cover their driving expenses, so it's really a vicious circle," he said. "It's almost going to make it tough for people to justify even doing heroin in the first place."

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                          ETproductions1 year, 5 months ago

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                          No more huffing gas filled socks for me, man. It's on the the hard-core stuff.

                          No just how do you mainline using a sock?

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                            truthiness1 year, 5 months ago

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                            you're going to need a funnel, a knife, some duct tape, and some ball bearings..

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                            Hyperboreus1 year, 5 months ago

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                            Yeah, I am agreed with "We're all addicted to gasoline" :)

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