Mad Scientist's Plot Thwarted By Budget Cuts »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 7 months ago in HumorTHE ONION RADIO NEWS : With Doyle Redland reporting - Budget cuts have forced the National Science Foundation to reduce grants to individual recipients, including those of megalomaniacal researcher, Dr. Edward Mortis.
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icono11 year, 7 months ago
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One person's disaster is another persons opportunity;
My next of kin, Willie 'The Redneck Hammer of Thor' Gunderhoff, is now on e-bay looking for the robots to make a bid on. He has always wanted a 'couple' of those puppies.
He thinks a 'couple of them' would help him guard his WVa estate(5 acres of mountain side and a double wide) from "those Commie Limo-Hippies and ATF agents".
They also could do the grillin' at NASCAR events and the Steelers home football games while he 'keg parties' in the infield or parking lot with his buddies.
He is delirious with anticipation.
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truthiness1 year, 7 months ago
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this is the problem with mad scientists today, too dependent on fancy technology. In my day, we just waxed our mustache and poured some black powder into an innocent looking anvil... and boom!!!
this new generation, they got no imagination, everything has to be robotic or trans-dimensional, it s ridiculous really. being a mad scientist isn't about what you can do with state of the art technology, its about devious plans and making the most of your enemies mistakes.
ahhh, kids.
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