New Madonna Album Hailed As Available For Purchase »
Posted By ind06 6 months, 1 week ago in Humor"Fans will find this album just as for sale as anything else in Madonna's wonderfully obtainable oeuvre," said NME staff writer Henry Carter. "There's something here anyone can pay for."
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ind066 months, 1 week ago
This probably seems like a cleverly disguised attempt by The Onion to advertise Madonna's new album, available at a music store near you.
Actually it's a cleverly disguised attempt by The Onion to advertise Madonna's new album, which you can buy right now.
In fact, Madonna's new album, which is out and in stores right this second, waiting for you to buy it, is possibly even MORE buy-able than any album she's ever released!
Why don't you find out for yourself, go buy a copy of Madonna's new album, out and in stores today, and see if the buying of it was not significantly "purchasier" than any Madonna album you ever bought in the past!
Or just download it off Limewire.
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icono16 months, 1 week ago
Let me see if I understand this...
Massive amts of arm pit hair equals good music....
If so, then that would explain Jerry Garcia and 'The Dead' and maybe Grace Slick but....
What happened to Frank Zappa?
Can you really sue someone over an academic 'hairy arm pit' theory? I thought that happened only in NASCAR.
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