Theory Of Gravity Found To Be Wrong »
Posted By ind06 1 year ago in HumorNew research suggests that the forces of gravity may not be due to the Earth's inner core consisting of dragon's blood as has long been thought.
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ind061 year ago
First I find out that Pluto isn't a planet, now the Earth's center isn't dragon's blood! Was ANYTHING they taught me in school correct?
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CrawfordBizDev1 year ago
Everyone knows the earth's core is filled with the same creamy goodness of a twinkie...
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Beeboppin711 year ago
Those b@stards!!! I hope you put tacks on their chairs when they weren't looking.
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CRYMTYPHON1 year ago
If you would have bothered to read my last 3 years of posts on this subject, 'people'(I use the term loosely), then you would understand:
There is a GREAT DEAL of controversy over the so-called 'non-draconian core' theory, or 'Indo-ism'.
And in fact MANY scientists who once affirmed Indo-ism have now renounced it in peer-reviewed journals*!
Evidence for earth's draconian core is obvious to all not blinded by the pressure of fat paychecks and government threats.
What this 'article' calls 'gravity' is the well-documented tendency of ALL THINGS to pull towards dragon ichor. In point of fact Mars, which is red just like blood, has TWO moons!
Can it be more obvious?
If you email your address we will send you a pamphlet explaining how Nostradomus predicted I would be right.
Also I will visit.
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*no I don't have the link. Go find the link yourself.
What am I your servant? I WORK for a living
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Tangent0011 year ago
Draconian Core theory is just that: a THEORY.
Clearly, large bodies move toward each other because of affection. "Love makes the world go 'round" is not just mere sentiment, it's PHYSICS!
I can PROVE the Affection Principle! All we need to do is spell out in large letters on the Jupiter, "Hey, Saturn! Those rings make you look FAT!" And watch as the planet slowly sulks away.
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chevydog1 year ago
If there's not dragons' blood at the center of the Earth, then how come dragons are always flying out of volcanoes? Sheesh! Open your eyes.
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Beeboppin711 year ago
Your argument proves nothing! Dragons fly out of volcanoes because they eat lava. That doesn't mean there's dragon's blood at the center of the earth. Get a grip.
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