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Posted By ind06 1 year, 5 months ago in HumorNew research suggests that the forces of gravity may not be due to the Earth's inner core consisting of dragon's blood as has long been thought.
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ind061 year, 5 months ago
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Beeboppin711 year, 5 months ago
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Kissing boys makes you pregnant!!!
I was also shocked to learn that cosmetology wasn't a study of the evolution of the universe. Unless of course, we're discussing the particular universes of Paul Mitchell or Estee Lauder, than I think it applies.
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CRYMTYPHON1 year, 5 months ago
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If you would have bothered to read my last 3 years of posts on this subject, 'people'(I use the term loosely), then you would understand:
There is a GREAT DEAL of controversy over the so-called 'non-draconian core' theory, or 'Indo-ism'.
And in fact MANY scientists who once affirmed Indo-ism have now renounced it in peer-reviewed journals*!
Evidence for earth's draconian core is obvious to all not blinded by the pressure of fat paychecks and government threats.
What this 'article' calls 'gravity' is the well-documented tendency of ALL THINGS to pull towards dragon ichor. In point of fact Mars, which is red just like blood, has TWO moons!
Can it be more obvious?
If you email your address we will send you a pamphlet explaining how Nostradomus predicted I would be right.
Also I will visit.
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*no I don't have the link. Go find the link yourself.
What am I your servant? I WORK for a living
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Tangent0011 year, 5 months ago
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Draconian Core theory is just that: a THEORY.
Clearly, large bodies move toward each other because of affection. "Love makes the world go 'round" is not just mere sentiment, it's PHYSICS!
I can PROVE the Affection Principle! All we need to do is spell out in large letters on the Jupiter, "Hey, Saturn! Those rings make you look FAT!" And watch as the planet slowly sulks away.
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CRYMTYPHON1 year, 5 months ago
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"And watch as the planet slowly sulks away."
wow, that is a very poetic image, -
but back to business:
FOOL! Draconian-Core Theory has been accepted by every accredited university*
- Whereas your effectation of 'Affectation' is nothing but emotional blither wrapped in the sort of elitist words that win government grants but lose the hearts and minds of this great country's great, great working men!
"And watch as the planet slowly sulks away."
Huh. I wish I had said that.
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* in texas and the Czech Republic
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chevydog1 year, 5 months ago
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Beeboppin711 year, 5 months ago
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Beeboppin711 year, 5 months ago
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No. The dragons eat enough of the lava, thereby ensuring that the earth doesn't heat up. Although, I do believe a shortage of lava eating dragons exists. According to recent reports by scientists the earth does appear to warming. The solution to this problem is to breed more lava eating dragons.
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Beeboppin711 year, 5 months ago
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Poor cousin Ulric must have been dropped into an inactive volcano filled with dragon excrement. That plunk you heard was the sound of urine. Poor thing probably swam around until you all left and then high tailed it out of there himself. Guess he wasn't as unknowing as you all thought.
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icono11 year, 5 months ago
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Yes.. Bathing and washing clothes keeps 'The Gods' happy.
Special advise for the males of our species;
Keep the God's happy, if you do not then you will incur their wrath.
I know. I learned the hard way by pixxing them off too many times on that issue.
Also pick up your stained and stinking clothes; then the pixies will give you special gifts and love.
Try it.
It works.
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