Mourning the Passing of Jared Fogel of Subway Fame »

Posted By DailyContempt 1 year, 6 months ago in News

Jared S. Fogel, motivational speaker, founder of the Jared Foundation and spokesman for Subway Sandwiches, has died at age 31. His father told reporters yesterday from his Indiana home that Jared had died. No cause of death was listed. Fogel won numerous humanitarian awards, and amassed a significant personal fortune from the sale of his best se

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    aceofspades11 year, 6 months ago

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    so he had bypass surgery? Guess he ate all those Subway subs as shakes.

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    Bkumm1 year, 6 months ago

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    BS story that should be taken off the site.

    http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/subway.asp

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      TweekerchickQC1 year, 6 months ago

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      Is this like Bob Hope, whos died 49 times so far in my life?

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      Will13131 year, 6 months ago

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      BUSTED...

      http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/pages-n...

      NOT ON THE LIST.. of recent deaths.. this site is very up to date...

      VOTE RETRACTED..

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        pmcluver1 year, 6 months ago

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        He was on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE last night!

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        RussianThreats1 year, 6 months ago

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        I declare shenanigans. Total hoax!

        Consider this blurb from the website this comes from:

        "In lieu of donations, please give low fat condiment packets to homeless shelters with the name 'Jared Remembered'"

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          winstonsmithredux1 year, 6 months ago

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          The reports of Jared's death seem to be, a bit Twainishly, overstated.

          It becomes ever more difficult to take the Propeller site seriously, but that's likely a good thing.

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          david_nwpa1 year, 6 months ago

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          Not really even a clever website. Hard to trust someone's "canned" or template website when no other news source would confirm it. If this had been posted as celebrities or humor, I could have accepted it better than being posted under "News."

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            dandt16121 year, 6 months ago

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            This is NOT funny. Moron.

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              rushran1 year, 6 months ago

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              I went on other news sites and there is nothing on it. Even subways website has nothing. So take this article off its not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                slate1 year, 6 months ago

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                Well I suppose Jared is glad to hear that he ain't dead

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                  globalwarmer1 year, 6 months ago

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                  So is it safe to say Jared didn't have gastric by pass surgery? Because that would be a real crock of poo if he did. Not that I would eat those nasty sandwiches but it goes against the whole campaign story.

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                  Mdiar1 year, 6 months ago

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                  I pulled alongside and fired a broadside at this story. It sank beneath the waves...

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                    david_nwpa1 year, 6 months ago

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                    To all you naysayers, I do not find Subway all that bad. In fact, I enjoyed a sub from their shop just the other day with my daughter. Neither of us found it disgusting or unappetizing. Sounds like some of you might be a bit snobby?

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                    Fangarius1 year, 6 months ago

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                    Problem with this story is, first off, the local and world news would have this already out long before this site received word on this.

                    Secondly, the hoaxers should've seen the latest ad with Jared on Subway for promoting their movie tie-in of Get Smart. Thus, this is highly unlikely he perished, unless he came across Sam & Max Freelance Police (owes Max money) or some displaced Daleks.

                    Find it rather distasteful one here would put this in NEWS as opposed to HUMOUR. Why I torpedoed this one without hesitation. Which is rare, since I usually vote for articles here.

                    One hopes the submitter behind this takes better discretion with placing future stories in the correct category.

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                    CUTEBABY1 year, 6 months ago

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                    i don't believe it u have got to be lying

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                      smeejay1 year, 6 months ago

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                      i casually scoped out this article yesterday and quickly caught the stunt. did nobody else see the "in lieu of donations please give non-fat condiments to the homeless" line? this story certainly should be in humor. although in a twisted/goofing on pop culture/john waters kinda way it's sorta funny that it ended up in news.

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                        Norma1561 year, 6 months ago

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                        If it's a joke, it's not very funny. Bah.

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                          blksentra21 year, 6 months ago

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                          This is a hoax. You can tell by the tone of the site. I don't think a real obituary site would have someone paying a lot of emphasis on how much of an amateur site designer they are.

                          And the "In lieu of donations..." line, just ridiculous.

                          I just don't understand why so much effort was put into making a site, unless there is some kind of promotional alternative motive behind this.

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