Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 5 months ago in Humor

"I had suspected that gene was queer for a long time now. There was just something not quite right about it," said team leader Dr. Norbert Reynolds.

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    ind061 year, 5 months ago

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    I suppose gay T-shirts will be next.

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    cowboygrandpa1 year, 5 months ago

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    Gay Gene Isolated. Well dam* it that will pis* off Gay Bob.

    They were the best of friends. LOL

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      david_nwpa1 year, 5 months ago

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      Yuck it up with gay jokes, ha ha. Eleven year old story, couldn't you find something a bit fresher?

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      Spadecaller1 year, 5 months ago

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      Sorry ind,

      I don't think this one is in good taste. Would you run a story about isolating the gene that is responsible for African-Americans and have the scientist say, "I had suspected that gene was colored for a long time now..."?

      I love a good joke, but this is hurtful to those who must live in an intolerant world that continuously labels gay people as "queer", or as deformities of nature.

      I expect better from you , ind. Am I wrong to?

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      nikkibabe1 year, 5 months ago

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      The people who found gay gene also found that the gene had "hypocrite Republican" written inside.

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      uncle-dave1 year, 5 months ago

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      Is Mr. Green Gene next?!

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        Hobe1 year, 5 months ago

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        Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized

        Is this really considered Humor??

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          2sidestoeverything1 year, 5 months ago

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          I'm sorry this was offensive to some of the posters above but if the word black was put in there I would have thought it was funny too. Some times you have to laugh at stereo types to show people how silly they are. That is what comedies do all the time.

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            SAAB76991 year, 5 months ago

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            I guess I won't mention the gay electron.......

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            BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

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            Lighten up people, it's all done in the spirit of humor. I notice nothing is sacred or spared in "National Lampoon", or "Saturday Night Live" for instance. Yet they are spared cursory rushes to judgement,and the humor is appreciated.

            Take it in the same stride.

            If we can't laugh at ourselves every now and then, then we're in sad shape as a society.

            Indy you rock! It's disconcerting to me that fellow members who claim that they know you for a long spell as I do, would think that you are insentient, and callous to which I know that you're not at all.

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            icono11 year, 5 months ago

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            Context is everything in writing.

            This is humor-satire not a wing-nut homo-phobic rant.

            Keep that in mind.

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            BronxBomber1 year, 5 months ago

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            "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

            -George Carlin

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              StarBright1 year, 5 months ago

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              Well, progress has been made. The epdemic can be contained.

              Next--and much more importantly--we'll genetically understand why the consumer confidence indexes have been at their lowest in over 20 years under Daddy and then Baby Bush (02/1992 & today). This could be a major development in defective gene research, for sure!!

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                Xaos1 year, 5 months ago

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                Sounds like that gene must also have something to do with determining the thickness of ones skin too.

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