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Posted By ind06 1 year, 5 months ago in Humor
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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Eighty-seven million dollar Power Ball winner Jason DuPree has successfully lost the entire fortune on one of his well-known "get poor quick" schemes.

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    ind061 year, 5 months ago

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    DuPree hopes to win another $87 million lottery prize so he can try out his plan of getting obscenly rich by investing the entire eighty-seven million in Lotto scratch tickets.

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      chevydog1 year, 5 months ago

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      Think it's been shown that the Mafia gives you better odds.

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        ind061 year, 5 months ago

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        The mafia has scratch tickets?

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          icono11 year, 5 months ago

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          The God Father lottery tickets.

          Badda Bing.

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            uncle-dave1 year, 5 months ago

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            Scratch n whack!

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              icono11 year, 5 months ago

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              hahahahahahahaha!

              Yuse wanna I should scratch the whack or whack then scratch Boss.

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      cowboygrandpa1 year, 5 months ago

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      Darn. I was hoping to get him to invest in my anti gravity belt. It would have went well with his a trampoline house. lol

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        uncle-dave1 year, 5 months ago

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        He stole the Trampoline house idea from me! I'm suing!!!!

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          ind061 year, 5 months ago

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          You'd never have gotten that trampoline house idea off the ground, it just didn't have any bounce to it.

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            uncle-dave1 year, 5 months ago

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            I guess if I'd read the market a little better my idea would have gone though the roof!

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        fotoman11334061 year, 5 months ago

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        Guys,

        Well; STUPID IS, AS STUPID DOES...

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          chevydog1 year, 5 months ago

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          Alas, poor Jason. There are some who try this sort of thing resolutely without even winning the lotttery.

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            ind061 year, 5 months ago

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            And I'm one of them!

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            Mdiar1 year, 5 months ago

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            He should invest in those schemes and start selling them. I'm sure that's a great scheme to add to his schemes to sell.

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              ind061 year, 5 months ago

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              His scheme is to scheme schemingly!

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                chevydog1 year, 5 months ago

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                An unschemely scheme.

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