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Posted By ind06 1 year, 6 months ago in Humor

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THE ONION RADIO NEWS With Doyle Redland reporting: In a move intended to rescue dolphins from accidental death at the hands of tuna fishermen, Greenpeace announced the release of over 40 dolphins into Mt. Rainier National Park.

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ind061 year, 6 months ago

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How this will affect the indigenous dolphin population of Mt. Rainier has yet to be determined.

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  uncle-dave1 year, 6 months ago
  
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  Is Mt. Rainier strictly catch and release?
  
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    ind061 year, 6 months ago
    
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    Well, when dolphin season opens you have to pay for your license, but then it's pretty much all you can eat.
    
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      uncle-dave1 year, 6 months ago
      
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      Do they taste like wild hickory nuts?
      
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        ind061 year, 6 months ago
        
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        They taste like Euell Gibbons.
        He tasted like canned tuna.
        ...Well, that's what I heard anyway...
        
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        uncle-dave1 year, 6 months ago
        
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        Albacore? In spring water?
        
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        ind061 year, 6 months ago
        
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        Yes, Euell was healthy like that.
        
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        Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 6 months ago
        
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        Best title ever!
        
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        ind061 year, 6 months ago
        
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        :)
        
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ameliog1 year, 6 months ago

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But they had good intentions!

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  uncle-dave1 year, 6 months ago
  
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  It's only the air drop that is being brought into question.
  
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    ameliog1 year, 6 months ago
    
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    Given their alleged high intellect, it is most disappointing that the dolphins did not adapt to their new environment.
    Brings the whole evolutionary thing into question. I must contemplate this matter further.
    
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      uncle-dave1 year, 6 months ago
      
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      Their intellect is not in question, it's their judgment that is problematic.
      
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        ind061 year, 6 months ago
        
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        No, but they can tune a piano! Nyuck nyuck!
        
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        y_soitenly1 year, 6 months ago
        
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        "No, but they can tune a piano! Nyuck nyuck!"
        Hey! That's my line. ;-)
        
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HannibalBarca1 year, 6 months ago

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Thought they were talking about Miami's training camp, damn I get lost easy.

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  y_soitenly1 year, 6 months ago
  
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  LMFAO!
  
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chevydog1 year, 6 months ago

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Silly. Next thing they'll be telling us is that polar bears were released into Greenpeace HQ to save them from global warming.

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  ghengisghan1 year, 6 months ago
  
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  ..not cold enough, how about Hillarys bedroom?
  
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    chevydog1 year, 6 months ago
    
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    But there's only scrawny stuff for them to eat in there. Nice plump staffers are more nourishing.
    
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      ind061 year, 6 months ago
      
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      The polar bears were taken where they could find a large supply of their natural food, a Coca-Cola bottling plant.
      
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        chevydog1 year, 6 months ago
        
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        Guess that bottling execs are good eating.
        
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    1basque11 year, 6 months ago
    
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    ouch, you forget how HOT Bill is !
    
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      chevydog1 year, 6 months ago
      
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      He may be hot, but he's also kind of fat-laden. Polar bears have health food standards too.
      
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        ind061 year, 6 months ago
        
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        MMMMM... Blubbery ex-president...
        
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        1basque11 year, 6 months ago
        
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        I thought some fat was good for ya ??
        
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        ind061 year, 6 months ago
        
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        That's what the walruses say :)
        
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        ind061 year, 6 months ago
        
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        That's what the walruses say :)
        
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        ind061 year, 6 months ago
        
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        twice
        
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        1basque11 year, 6 months ago
        
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        ((((echo))))
        {{{{{echo}}}}}
        
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        foksipayne1 year, 6 months ago
        
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        So he's Blubba, not Bubba?
        
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Klarissa1 year, 6 months ago

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this is a little old - June 16, 2005 and PETA, but Rainier is better than the dumpster.
two employees of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) were arrested on 31 felony animal-cruelty charges for killing and disposing of dogs and puppies in a dumpster.
eople for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) loves to point the finger at others, when they should be looking at their own record of killing more than 90% of the animals left in their care. According to government records PETA has killed more than 14,400 animals since 1998.

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  ind061 year, 6 months ago
  
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  You're a little old too, Klarissa, but I still love you ;)
  
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    Klarissa1 year, 6 months ago
    
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    thank you. It really upset me when I read it. So, I shared it.
    Yes, I am old - 72!
    
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shearyadi1 year, 6 months ago

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This ain't funny at all, why making such a stupid thing like this horrible news report just to make people laugh?

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  ind061 year, 6 months ago
  
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  I believe you answered your own question.
  
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  foksipayne1 year, 6 months ago
  
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  They say laughter is the best medicine, so they put this on for all the sick animals who surf the net!
  
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