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Posted by: ind06 1 month, 2 weeks ago

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Hope you had a happy Independents Day! Wait a minute, isn't that spelled wrong? Nope, because Uncle Jay explains the most important Americans ever: the Independent Voters! Really, they're important, just ask them. You'll see that they even have a cute mascot.

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ind061 month, 2 weeks ago

I like the Rock, Paper, Scissors party, but it won't be much of a party without ice...
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  uncle-dave1 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  I don't know, that rock paper scissor thing seems too complicated. I'm gonna check in with Paula Abdul and see which way she goes.
  I got some of those plastic ice cubes with fake flies in 'em.
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    ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
    
    Are they solar powered, or just electric?
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      uncle-dave1 month, 2 weeks ago
      
      Both, steam is also available but you sacrifice some performance for economy.
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y_soitenly1 month, 2 weeks ago

I dunno... this Uncle Jay guy is kinda like Mr. Rogers neighborhood for adults. lol
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  ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  He should get some puppets!
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Beeboppin711 month, 2 weeks ago

OMG!!!! We're dependent on independents.
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  uncle-dave1 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  Some day we'll all be dependent on depends, at least that's what an independent study suggests.
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    ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
    
    You can depend on it!
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SenorCoconut1 month, 2 weeks ago

I like the way Uncle Jay explains the news so independently!
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chevydog1 month, 2 weeks ago

Around here, we have lots of plaids. In fact, there an old saying about voting--Just pull the plaid beast's tail.
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  ind061 month, 2 weeks ago
  
  purple plaids?
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    chevydog1 month, 2 weeks ago
    
    Any kind you can imagine.
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Charlson1 month, 2 weeks ago

I'm one of those independents. Bribes, anyone? lol.
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2sidestoeverything1 month, 1 week ago

What happen to just flipping a coin!
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