'No Values Voters' Look To Support Most Evil Candidate »

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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.

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    ind061 year, 5 months ago

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    The No Values Party boasts several dozen ex-Presidents, over one hundred captains of industry and a Cardinal or two! Join us, be a No Values Voter!

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      Beau78901 year, 5 months ago

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      This is a CLASSIC. Worth every bit of the trouble it's gonna cause you on this thread when people start arguing over which candidate represents the No Values voters best.

      Let me get that started for you--I was surprised Giuliani didn't do much better in the primaries, given the strength of the No Values contingent.

      You can thank me later. ;-)

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      tehranchik1 year, 5 months ago

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      They could try to re-elect W. for another 4 years.

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        Beeboppin711 year, 5 months ago

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        They want a candidate who has the guts to shove a nuclear missile up the rear end of the guy in front of you at the grocery store, who insists on paying his entire grocery bill in pennies and coupons.

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        chevydog1 year, 5 months ago

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        Both campaigns promise to dispatch minions who will pelt wheelchair-bound elderly people with cream pies.

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        Charlson1 year, 5 months ago

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        Now what is the website for Citizens for a Bleaker America? I'm considering joining.

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          itsme21 year, 5 months ago

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          Why dont we all go for the no value vote, its better then what we are dealing with now!

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            blksentra21 year, 5 months ago

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            Wow, what a hell of a twist on the political scene. lol

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