Alchohol To Carry '****FACED' Warning Label »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 4 months ago in Humor

A spokesman explained, "There are many different ways of communicating the message, but we reckon 'sh*tfaced' pretty much does the business.

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    ind061 year, 4 months ago

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    Not only can alcohol get you sh*tfaced, but it can help you through the PROPELAPOCALYPSE!

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    ind061 year, 4 months ago

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    I recommend getting sh*tfaced as an excellent way to survive the current PROPELAPOCALYPSE.

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    Mdiar1 year, 4 months ago

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    That deserved to be said twice! I think a new group should be made, as of now:

    "Propelapocalyse Now"

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      ind061 year, 4 months ago

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      If I could reply to your comment using the reply key I would. But you'll just have to take my word for it that this "LOL!" is for you, Mdiar :)

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        GPSCenter1 year, 4 months ago

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        I thought most people already knew this little fact. After all isn't that the appeal of it in the first place?

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        ind061 year, 4 months ago

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        The whiskey does NOT appear to be helping...
        -Yesterday I could not navigate past the first 50 comments on any given post. Today I cannot navigate past the first 25.
        -The "reply" function takes me to a blank white page but does not allow me to reply to a comment.
        In short. I cannot read past the first 25 comments. I cannot reply to the comments at all. Once the comments pass 25 I can no longer make a comment since I cannot see it.
        This is the antithesis of social news. Welcome to the first "anti-social news" web site.

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        ind061 year, 4 months ago

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        Reply to Hannibal Barca's reply to my comment

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        uncle-dave1 year, 4 months ago

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        I don't know, I think this whole warning label thing is PROPosterous.
        I consider myself a moderate drinker, i.e. I never drink while I'm asleep.
        To tell you the truth I can't remember the last time I was sh*t faced!

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        chevydog1 year, 4 months ago

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        I've always thought the stuff made me look and feel better--feel anyway. Think I've been cruelly deceived. Maybe a nice Busch (aka In-Bev Busch) will help wash away my sorrow.

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        chevydog1 year, 4 months ago

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        I drink it after i wash with it. Sounds yucky; but if you wash with several galons worth it doesn't make much difference.

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          ind061 year, 4 months ago

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          That's efficient allocation of resources!

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            chevydog1 year, 4 months ago

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            We are -- if nothing else-- efficient.

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              y_soitenly1 year, 4 months ago

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              Where's the bar maid at for this lounge? I can't seem to find her.

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                y_soitenly1 year, 4 months ago

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                Look at me... All dressed up and no where to go.

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