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Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in Humor

A spokesman explained, "There are many different ways of communicating the message, but we reckon 'sh*tfaced' pretty much does the business.

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    ind061 year, 3 months ago

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    Not only can alcohol get you sh*tfaced, but it can help you through the PROPELAPOCALYPSE!

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      y_soitenly1 year, 3 months ago

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      Ind,
      Why was your goat story removed from here? How did it violate the TOU?

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      ind061 year, 3 months ago

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      I recommend getting sh*tfaced as an excellent way to survive the current PROPELAPOCALYPSE.

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        HannibalBarca1 year, 3 months ago

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        You buying????Make mine a triple.

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        Mdiar1 year, 3 months ago

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        That deserved to be said twice! I think a new group should be made, as of now:

        "Propelapocalyse Now"

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          ind061 year, 3 months ago

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          If I could reply to your comment using the reply key I would. But you'll just have to take my word for it that this "LOL!" is for you, Mdiar :)

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            GPSCenter1 year, 3 months ago

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            I thought most people already knew this little fact. After all isn't that the appeal of it in the first place?

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              cptnkrk1 year, 3 months ago

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              There is not enough alcohol in this town to make the PROPELAPOCALYPSE palatable

              I tried your advice but I am halfway through a case and it still sucks. Then I tried to reply to your comment and it got worse. then since I was laughing so hard the beer came out my nose at Mdair's comment I tried to reply to that and now I am in a seething rage and considering a violent (verbal)assault on the rat-bastards who designed this abortion of a news site.

              "PROPELAPOCALYPSE!" is really funny though and I don't think that's just the beer talking.

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              ind061 year, 3 months ago

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              The whiskey does NOT appear to be helping...
              -Yesterday I could not navigate past the first 50 comments on any given post. Today I cannot navigate past the first 25.
              -The "reply" function takes me to a blank white page but does not allow me to reply to a comment.
              In short. I cannot read past the first 25 comments. I cannot reply to the comments at all. Once the comments pass 25 I can no longer make a comment since I cannot see it.
              This is the antithesis of social news. Welcome to the first "anti-social news" web site.

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                HannibalBarca1 year, 3 months ago

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                Well I can reply yo your comments, maybe move to Canada, things work up here sometimes.

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                  ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                  I am attempting to reply.

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                    ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                    Oh hallelujah! I can reply, reply works. :)

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                    chevydog1 year, 3 months ago

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                    Vive le loonie!

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                  ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                  Reply to Hannibal Barca's reply to my comment

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                    ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                    I would edit this comment, but that feature has been removed because everyone hated it so much.

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                    uncle-dave1 year, 3 months ago

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                    I don't know, I think this whole warning label thing is PROPosterous.
                    I consider myself a moderate drinker, i.e. I never drink while I'm asleep.
                    To tell you the truth I can't remember the last time I was sh*t faced!

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                      ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                      I remember, it was when we were shoveling out the horse stall and you tripped.

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                        uncle-dave1 year, 3 months ago

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                        I think you may be right!

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                        chevydog1 year, 3 months ago

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                        I've always thought the stuff made me look and feel better--feel anyway. Think I've been cruelly deceived. Maybe a nice Busch (aka In-Bev Busch) will help wash away my sorrow.

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                          ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                          You're supposed to drink it Chevy, not wash with it!

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                          chevydog1 year, 3 months ago

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                          I drink it after i wash with it. Sounds yucky; but if you wash with several galons worth it doesn't make much difference.

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                            ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                            That's efficient allocation of resources!

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                              chevydog1 year, 3 months ago

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                              We are -- if nothing else-- efficient.

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                                y_soitenly1 year, 3 months ago

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                                Where's the bar maid at for this lounge? I can't seem to find her.

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                                  y_soitenly1 year, 3 months ago

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                                  Look at me... All dressed up and no where to go.

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