McCain to Stay Awake Past 11 PM in Media Stunt »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in Humor

Working to focus attention on his campaign while Democratic rival Barack Obama soaks up non-stop coverage for his Middle East tour, Republican nominee John McCain announced that he would be staging a dangerous stunt to signal his commitment to protecting America, promising to stay awake past 11 pm, eastern standard time, in a live broadcast from the den of his Washington, DC home on Wednesday.

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    ind061 year, 3 months ago

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    After his announcement, Senator McCain retired to the Straight Talk Express to take a well-deserved ten hour nap.

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    Aidenag1 year, 3 months ago

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    LMFAO that was great Ind06, good find. He should follow this publicity stunt up with driving after dusk, and going a whole day without prune juice.

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      Neophile1 year, 3 months ago

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      Is there a Matlock marathon or something?

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        chevydog1 year, 3 months ago

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        This is truly a dangerous stunt; but it is an attention getter.

        On the medical side, believe that he has to wear a neck brace. One's head can snap down pretty sharply when one is nodding off; and the risk of nerve damage, though not high, is there.

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        Mdiar1 year, 3 months ago

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        I don't know if he can do it! This is an EPIC undertaking, one that I don't believe can be taken lightly! Is he going to access the internets while on The Google (damned series of tubes!) while staying up???

        Obama has released a statement in response to McCain's goal that he will be holding a press conference in the Czech Republic regarding the missile shield at the same time McCain is staying up!

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        Charlson1 year, 3 months ago

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        I've got to admire his resolve and committment. I don't last pas 10:30 most nights. lol.

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        mozzer1 year, 3 months ago

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        Staying up past 11? Top THAT David Blaine!!!

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          ind061 year, 3 months ago

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          Blaine has announced he will stay up until midnight, and do it encased in a giant bag of strawberry Jell-O!

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            tchef1 year, 3 months ago

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            Hilarious!!

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              globalwarmer1 year, 3 months ago

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              He'll have plenty of time for naps soon enough.

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                BatonRouge571 year, 3 months ago

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                That's no big deal, McCain is an old party animal, remember the reporter he DIDN'T mess around with?

                Now, if GW had said that, we would be in real trouble. 6 O'clock news is his cutoff point.

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                  Tangent0011 year, 3 months ago

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                  With Depends(TM), or without?

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                    Teech1 year, 3 months ago

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                    Wow! 'Till 11 PM!

                    He' s also trying to break his record of 1 gallon of drool in only 12 hours. He already holds second place for the most bullsh!t fed to the media, Dumbya holds that record forever.

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                      uncle-dave1 year, 3 months ago

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                      Well if John McCain can stay up until 11pm I guess I can too! It's really not that difficul......Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

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                      ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                      Snap out of it Uncle Dave, Jeopardy's coming on!

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                        Daylight1 year, 3 months ago

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                        Normally politicians can't sleep, they are disturbed by their conscience.

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                          antibrainwasher1 year, 3 months ago

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                          Geritol, prunes, viagra and a trophy blonde BIG LIQUOR HEIRESS is the ******** of choice for super seniors air force elitists, and McSenile slams 3 a day.

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                            antibrainwasher1 year, 3 months ago

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                            So, you can't say coc*tail on propeller, you know, the drink?

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                              antibrainwasher1 year, 3 months ago

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                              Dr. Strangelove: with diss coc*tail and the proper ratio of blonde babes, it vould be possible to sustain life as ve no it indefinetely.......

                              McCain (played by George C. Scott)......Hell Yes.....we can burn the feathers off a chicken flying that B52.........

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                                SAAB76991 year, 3 months ago

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                                He should take Barry's lead and have a couple of toots to keep the blood flowing

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