McCain to Stay Awake Past 11 PM in Media Stunt »

Posted By ind06 11 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor

Working to focus attention on his campaign while Democratic rival Barack Obama soaks up non-stop coverage for his Middle East tour, Republican nominee John McCain announced that he would be staging a dangerous stunt to signal his commitment to protecting America, promising to stay awake past 11 pm, eastern standard time, in a live broadcast from the den of his Washington, DC home on Wednesday.

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    ind0611 months, 2 weeks ago

    After his announcement, Senator McCain retired to the Straight Talk Express to take a well-deserved ten hour nap.

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    Aidenag11 months, 2 weeks ago

    LMFAO that was great Ind06, good find. He should follow this publicity stunt up with driving after dusk, and going a whole day without prune juice.

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      Neophile11 months, 2 weeks ago

      Is there a Matlock marathon or something?

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        chevydog11 months, 2 weeks ago

        This is truly a dangerous stunt; but it is an attention getter.

        On the medical side, believe that he has to wear a neck brace. One's head can snap down pretty sharply when one is nodding off; and the risk of nerve damage, though not high, is there.

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        Locky1211 months, 2 weeks ago

        I also heard Obama is working on lying at press conferences without first saying "um, er, ah, uh" for the first 5 minutes of every answer.

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        Mdiar11 months, 2 weeks ago

        I don't know if he can do it! This is an EPIC undertaking, one that I don't believe can be taken lightly! Is he going to access the internets while on The Google (damned series of tubes!) while staying up???

        Obama has released a statement in response to McCain's goal that he will be holding a press conference in the Czech Republic regarding the missile shield at the same time McCain is staying up!

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        Charlson11 months, 2 weeks ago

        I've got to admire his resolve and committment. I don't last pas 10:30 most nights. lol.

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        mozzer11 months, 2 weeks ago

        Staying up past 11? Top THAT David Blaine!!!

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          ind0611 months, 2 weeks ago

          Blaine has announced he will stay up until midnight, and do it encased in a giant bag of strawberry Jell-O!

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            tchef11 months, 2 weeks ago

            Hilarious!!

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              globalwarmer11 months, 2 weeks ago

              He'll have plenty of time for naps soon enough.

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                BatonRouge5711 months, 2 weeks ago

                That's no big deal, McCain is an old party animal, remember the reporter he DIDN'T mess around with?

                Now, if GW had said that, we would be in real trouble. 6 O'clock news is his cutoff point.

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                  Tangent00111 months, 2 weeks ago

                  With Depends(TM), or without?

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                    Teech11 months, 2 weeks ago

                    Wow! 'Till 11 PM!

                    He' s also trying to break his record of 1 gallon of drool in only 12 hours. He already holds second place for the most bullsh!t fed to the media, Dumbya holds that record forever.

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                      uncle-dave11 months, 2 weeks ago

                      Well if John McCain can stay up until 11pm I guess I can too! It's really not that difficul......Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

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                      ind0611 months, 2 weeks ago

                      Snap out of it Uncle Dave, Jeopardy's coming on!

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                        Daylight11 months, 1 week ago

                        Normally politicians can't sleep, they are disturbed by their conscience.

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                          antibrainwasher11 months, 1 week ago

                          Geritol, prunes, viagra and a trophy blonde BIG LIQUOR HEIRESS is the ******** of choice for super seniors air force elitists, and McSenile slams 3 a day.

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                            antibrainwasher11 months, 1 week ago

                            So, you can't say coc*tail on propeller, you know, the drink?

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                              antibrainwasher11 months, 1 week ago

                              Dr. Strangelove: with diss coc*tail and the proper ratio of blonde babes, it vould be possible to sustain life as ve no it indefinetely.......

                              McCain (played by George C. Scott)......Hell Yes.....we can burn the feathers off a chicken flying that B52.........

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                                hefaa111 months, 1 week ago

                                I work at night and it's amazing how little sleep you actually need if you get quality sleep. I get two hours directly after work and two hours of sleep right before my shift begins. I feel as fresh as a douche commercial all night and never tired during the day. I guess it's what you're use to.

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                                  SAAB769911 months, 1 week ago

                                  He should take Barry's lead and have a couple of toots to keep the blood flowing

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