Obama's Image Appears on Toast; Sells on Ebay for $330 »
Posted By Nixie 11 months, 2 weeks ago in HumorIt was bound to happen.
Whenever you have a Messiah, you have got to see his image in something. Remember the cheese sandwich that went for five figures? Well heck that's nothing compared to Obama Toast.
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Nixie11 months, 2 weeks ago
""This is the wierdest thing.
Yesterday morning my wife asked me if I wanted toast for breakfast.
I said "sure."Now I wish that I had never said that. Because what appeared on my
slice of toast was the strangest image that has the uncanny likeness
of Barack Obama.What could this possibly mean?
Its not my imagination either, just LOOK at the photograph! ITS OBAMA.
I checked my toaster. Its Just a regular old toaster that has never produced anything like this before!
But it doesn't end there. I e-mailed a picture of the wierd toast to a friend of mine, asking him for his opinion. He forwarded it to some Hillary Clinton
campaign person and by 4pm I heard a knock at my door."We'll give you $20 bucks for the Obama Toast."
Two men stood in my doorway, both neatly dressed, the older of the two
seemed to be the spokesperson. He reached into his pocket and
produced a roll of cash. Peeling of a crisp $20, he handed it to me.
I almost took it, but then something didn't make sense."Who are you and why do you want my toast?" I queried.
"Let's just say that we're with the Clinton campaign and this toast
with the Obama apparition on it is something that is a little inconvenient right now.""I see." I said as I slowly closed and locked the screen door. "I think I can
get a better offer on Ebay."The men made one more offer of $25, but left unhappily when I suggested they check out my Ebay auction page."
Ha ha ha!!!
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lfergie81211 months, 2 weeks ago
smithichie
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Anyone that would even think this story is possible is ready for the loony farm. With PhotoShop software from dozens of companies, and image can be transposed over another photo with any effect you wish. Why do you think that all those photos of ridiculous things like the photo of a man on the WTC with a plane coming at his back hit the internet? They're phony just like this story and the person that submitted it. There are more important news to read than this.
BTW I didn't read the story because I recognized it as garbage immediately.
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pc2511 months, 2 weeks ago
He surfs without a surf board, fishes with no line, walks without moving his legs, speaks without moving his lips, see with his eyes closed, he levitated his whole entourage to europe and back, he picked the trifecta at every race track in the us today. Rejoice and behold the greatness of him..........does anyone know if it is a sin not to capitalize the h
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vettenut2 months, 3 weeks ago
Could it be possible that the reason He seems to speak without moving His lips is because we are drawn to His eyes (and the subtle and hypnotic motions they make as He reads and repeats what His Holy Teleprompter tells Him to say), and therefore we do not notice that His lips are, indeed, moving........
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It's magic, I tell you!!!!
And, no, I do not specify nor wish to know of what color the magic is......... Do NOT go there!!!!!!
BTW, please note that I have dutifully capitalized all the "H's," as I do not wish to be placed on the Department of Homeland Security's list of "potential Terrorists!"
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Spinward11 months, 2 weeks ago
I only pray that the Great O might show mercy to the nonbelievers as they know not what they do.
Only when we worship Him as one, we we truly know the greatness of His righteous aura. Amen.
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chevydog11 months, 2 weeks ago
Lucky guy. He got more for that than I got for my bagel crisp with an image of Harold Stassen.
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lovemylibs11 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm not surprised that this image showed up on toast. Because he is just like *****.
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ind0611 months, 2 weeks ago
I got McCain on a hamburger I cooked last night but I was really in the mood for a burger and I don't believe in that spiritual stuff. Anyway, I tried saving the image with some silly putty but it wouldn't take. It was a good burger though.
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Actually, it was one of my chili-on-the-inside burgers where I mix some chili powder and ***** and a pinch of cayenne into the burger with chopped onion and then just make a regular burger. tastes like a chili burger, no need to make chili.
And I keep my T-shirts clean.
Then I had some lime sherbert with bits of real lime sprinkled over the top and a bit of key lime juice, which is really more of a syrup drizzled over the top.
And then I watched my new DVD of Sudden Impact. Dirty Harry totally kicks booty.
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simonsez11 months, 2 weeks ago
I had a potato chip that looked like Jesus a while back and put it on Ebay.
Unfortunately, it turned out to be Yanni ...
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hamy11 months, 2 weeks ago
I really think it's funny that you are all relating Obama to Jesus, when conservative Christians are the ones who are asking him to prove how religious he is. They are also the ones who think that it's ok to badmouth catholics, jews, and gays but just as long as they don't badmouth white males.
And wasn't it your messiah G.W.B. who, by his own words, was chosen by God to lead the country? And where did he lead us? Straight to h-e-double hockey sticks.
So how lovingly ironic that you are now using Christian terms to villify Obama. He isn't even the one who is doing this deification and yet you blame him. How nice. Since you are throwing blame around, how about some blame for YOUR messiah for destroying our once great nation, huh? Who gets the blame for that?
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lfergie81211 months, 2 weeks ago
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Be advised that these Republicans that claim moral standards are ignorant of what really constitutes a moral standard. They seem to follow the Anti-Christ group in the White House that kill in the name of religion and call anyone that wants the killing to stop, traitors. They brought down a powerful country in the guise of fighting terrorism while running up a tremendous debt and making huge profit from the war in Iraq.
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