Bush Set to Attack “Life Forms” on Mars »

Posted By noisivision 1 year, 5 months ago in Humor

NASA’s recent confirmation that water exists on Mars has the White House maneuvering in an offensive posture. Should scientists discover life on the red planet – including the tiniest microbes – President Bush said he is prepared to launch a preemptive attack with the “full force of the United States military.”

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