Price Of Gas Rises To Four Expleteives Per Gallon »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 4 months ago in Humor
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HOUSTON - "Two years ago it seemed impossible that a gallon of gasoline would go as high as godd*mn-****-a**-balls," said commodities trader Philip Roan, adding that refined petroleum is up nearly 100 percent from ****-**** last March.

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    ind061 year, 4 months ago

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    Oh, what a bunch of ridiculous nonsense!
    Everyone knows that gas is down to three and a half expletives a gallon!

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    berkeley1 year, 4 months ago

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    on the other hand, those occupying the exxon/mobil boardroom, when seeing that their PROFIT was about one billion dollars per week, were also heard to utter expletives.

    i'm sure you can make up your own versions.

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    Eagle_Eye1 year, 4 months ago

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    We paid 3.97 expletives a gallon, that's a lot better than over 4

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      uncle-dave1 year, 4 months ago

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      Well I don't know about you guys, but I hear that the smart money is in expletive futures!

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      Mdiar1 year, 4 months ago

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      In some areas I hear gas is up too damn it ********** bloody hell sonuvabitch ***** ******* hell!

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        ind061 year, 4 months ago

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        HEY, what's this?! Humor not good enough for a pinned picture anymore?
        What a rip off!

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        Cityslicker1 year, 4 months ago

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        Not funny at all !
        Why would anyone have any expletives about current prices , it is our fault we need to drive back and forth to work , and we should be glad we only pay $4.00 a gallon because in other countries it is higher ($.25 in Venezuela) , so it has been spun before .

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        simonsez1 year, 4 months ago

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        I agree with you, eyes. EXXON is the poster child for bad behavior on profits, but they are only the 17th largest oil company in the world, the first 16 being National Oil Companies (NOC's) who control the price of oil via OPEC. I would ask them to imagine the profit of Saudi Aramco, which could have profits of 100-200 billion for the quarter ... I don't know.

        It's not so much the price of oil, it's who we pay for the oil that counts. If we have our own and buy it from ourselves, we create multitudes of good jobs that build our economy, not theirs.

        OPEC will always try to control supply to keep prices high, but they will respond to the danger that we develop our own reserves and cut them out. They don't want us to develop our own supplies.

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