Was T. Rex Genetically Engineered? Irresponsible Journalists Say "Maybe" »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in HumorAt a press conference by scientists, journalists speculated that Tyrannosaurus Rex was artificially created by a past civilization. "When did you stop denying that Tyrannosaurus was a genetic experiment performed by mesozoic reptile-men?" asked Parson Brant of the Times.
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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The Blogosphere is aflame with the recent revelations, many bloggers asking their own questions. Jack Carvel of The Cenozoic Times has put forward a query not yet responded to
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"When did T Rex stop beating his wives?"
The lack of response has been taken by many in the community to mean that, indeed, something is being hidden. This has caused even more queries ranging from:
"Why Are Scientists Enabling T Rex To Beat His Wives?"
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"Was It Legal For T Rex To Have More Than One Wife?"
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"Fossil Record Shows T Rex Victimized By Lying Wife/Wives In Ugly Divorce Trial" -
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Ciera-Marie1 year, 3 months ago
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Are only the T. Rex males able to glow in the dark? According to the article T. Rex's can glow in the dark so where are the females able to hide? OH I KNOW, I KNOW Las Vegas or New York. Either city would provide ample cover, ie lights, and both places wouldn't look twice at a glowing T. Rex on the run from her hubby.
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Who knows if it was legal. Family court is still trying to figure out child support, alimony, supervised vs unsupervised visitations. Problem is every time he shows his teeth the mediators agree to everything he says.
Then theres this gem rumored to be true, "Scientists surprised at recent finding. Appears that some wives/girlfriends of T. Rex have abused him." Though the reporter that wrote it is Sabe R Tooth. Seems he hasn't gotten along with T Rex. Something about T Rex and one of his wives attacking his brother's, wife's sister, friends, family.-
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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We're not sure if only the males can glow because the SCIENTISTS are keeping the TRUTH from the public! THEY want to say things like "T Rex didn't get married."
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Oh YEAH? If T Rex didn't get married, then where did all the baby T Rex's come from? Huh? HUH?
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uncle-dave1 year, 3 months ago
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I love it when journalists put those smart alec scientists in their place!
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Imagine some dummy "working" on his PHD (Parental Heavy Debt) telling a reporter, that graduated from a prestigious journalism school such as the "Wolfe Blitzer Academy of Journalistic Dwarfs", that they know that T. Rex wasn't created by some tribe of diabolical reptile-men.
I mean HELLOOOOOO!! Reporters report the "news" and scientist merely report .....whatever!
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oGcfwKN5jY
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Check out the genetic enhancements on Marc Bolan's hair! -
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Opinionatedly_wealthy1 year, 3 months ago
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The T-rex CREATED by ancient civilization, or genetically made? GIVE ME A BREAK! What next? Was the moon created by some mystical shaman 5,000 years ago when he was bored and had nothing else to do??????? Seriously, these journalists need more intelligence, common sense, or just increased bain matter.
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jaern1 year, 3 months ago
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Funny. I also liked this one: http://www.watleyreview.com/2008/042908-1.html
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