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Posted By jedankitty 1 year, 3 months ago in HumorMy name is Drauk. I am Zork’s single brother-in-law. Zork has been unable to repair our saucy saucer's intergalactic power booster, which would enable us to escape the gravitational forces of your planet and travel through space at hyperspeed. That is great news for me because I find female Earthlings hot, gorgeous and beautiful.
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