Man Realizes Fly Has Been Down For Entire Life »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in HumorCHICAGO—Moments after retiring to a small suburban home, raising three sons, and enjoying a distinguished career as a trial lawyer, local resident Fred Havemeyer was mortified to learn that the zipper of his pants had been down for the past 56 years of his life, sources reported today.
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tdrapeau1 year, 3 months ago
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/man_realizes_fly_has_bee...">http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_realizes_fly_has_bee...
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This is the correct link for this story. A system glitch is preventing us, temporarily, from showing the correct link in the "Read Full Story At" line.
We apologize for this.
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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Yes, tehranchik, I know. Allow me to try and rectify this situation one last time.
Please click the above link to go to The Onion, once at The Onion please look to the far left of the page and cick on the headline "Man Realizes Fly Has Been Down Entire Life".
Why don't I just give you a link to the story? Because that link is two letters too long creating a link that reads "been_downhttp://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_realizes_fly_has_"
Neat.
For some reason my attempt to post, though it should have linked to the above story on The Onion, instead linked to my previous post to Propeller, ON Propeller.
My apologies to everyone.
You may also cut and paste the following link into your browser:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/man_realizes_fly_has_bee...br />
Well, obviously THAT won't work either...
Luckily I'm such a gentlemen or I might give in to the urge to use "colorful" language of a sort generally employed by drunken men of the sea.
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