Frank The Bum Goes To College »

Posted By ftbaum 1 year, 4 months ago in Humor

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When the time of the year comes when the dreary winter dies and the beautiful spring weather reemerges, I have the tendency to spend
a lot of my time down at the local community college. There’ s only one reason for me to be anywhere near the city campus. It
definitely has nothing to do with panhandling, since most people know that college students are some of the poorest people alive. I
really have no intention of being part of the culture, art, or music festivals that usually happen around March. The true motive
behind spending so much time in a place of learning are the chicks. Once spring hits, they shed their winter clothes of sweat pants,
hooded sweatshirts, and slippers and instead opt to wear more appealing clothing. Ya’ know, all the good stuff. What can I say?
I’ m a ******* pervert.