Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in HumorNEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.
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Spadecaller1 year, 3 months ago
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uncle-dave1 year, 3 months ago
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If Catherine Smith's 13 month old can scream "No mommy, no!" than I think this product has done it's job.
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Maybe babies 'first step' will be replaced by a full sprint down the hallway while screaming "no mommy no"!
I see a bright future for this new "tough love" generation!
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chevydog1 year, 3 months ago
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J&J has always been an innovator. This opens the door for a whole new family of product types--educational puzzles (no matter how it's put together, it's wrong); garlic-flavored pacifiers; push toys with out-of alingment-wheels; etc. A new breed of child to meet the brave new world. Kudos--with onions-- to J&J.
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tehranchik1 year, 3 months ago
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We've started using this wonderful new product at the salon. We can't even keep it on the shelves. It's selling out in a few hours. The other day we had a line-up outside the door!!! I'm sure there will be copy-cats soon but I'd stick with the real J&J product.
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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It's all in how you LOL. Did you LOL in a derisive way, or in a happy hearty way, as I am LOLing now?
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Did you LOL with anger deep in your heart? Propeller now has angry heart LOLing sensors that can determinine when your LOL is not a genuine LOL but merely a bitter approximation of a truely warm, huggy and inclusive LOL.
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