Where is Michelle Obama? Missing 32 days (and counting)... »
Posted By Nixie 10 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
We're still looking for you Michelle. Where are you?
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dandt161210 months, 3 weeks ago
LOL, I think she's hiding out with Reverend Wright.
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She's having some WORK done on herself. LOL
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HMMace10 months, 3 weeks ago
After the conventions--you will hear about Mrs. Obama--in a big way...one she may not like--but--truth will out every time--Adios Mr., & Mrs Obama...
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Wolfie200710 months, 3 weeks ago
Nixie, this is hysterical. She did have a pre taped interview on ABC's Good Morning America with Robin Roberts last week but I have no idea when it was taped. I also have no idea regarding the content of the interview because I turned the television off.
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Nixie10 months, 3 weeks ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdzyuJJZMCI
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"Where in the world is...Michelle Obama?" -
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hefaa110 months, 3 weeks ago
A cross between "Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego" and George W. Bush's favorite book: "Where's Waldo"? Michelle opted out of the spotlight. She thought Barack was going to try and enter her in a topless dance and pickle licking contest like John tried with Cindy. Michelle probably didn't think participating in an event of such sweeping importance was such a great idea. I'm waiting for the Repugs to call her an "elitist" for not joining in.
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abntv10 months, 3 weeks ago
She is in his own words...Obama's most trusted advisor.....
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You can bet your sweet bippy they intend to have another joint presidency.
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bigurn10 months, 3 weeks ago
I am sure she's been getting groomed for her big night. She will need to project a positive message to all of America, and change the messages she's used before. She needs to be the First Lady of all of us, and has not projected that yet.
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HannibalBarca10 months, 3 weeks ago
Now we slander the wives, what gives.
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Yes it is strange she is missing, but some of the comments here are pure chit.
Any one remember the `Why worry my pretty head over such details`comment that was made by a First Lady, but here it is all just slander on Obama`s wife.-
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Spadecaller10 months, 3 weeks ago
Where is Michele Obama? She is taking a break from the bigots, swiftboaters, the hate mongers, and those that call her anti-American; in other words, she is taking a break from people like AG.
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GWHayduke10 months, 3 weeks ago
I thought it was McW that said he didnt really love America until he got thrown in that hole in Vietnam?
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not2needy10 months, 3 weeks ago
Why does anyone really care where Michelle Obama is? All the cons want is a libbie to smear, and Michelle has been so convenient. Obama is probably protecting his wife from the hatred of the likes of you all. All the while the old dope addict, thief, forger, smuggler and beer peddler is supposed to get her free pass because she's a con, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!
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God forbid that a decent woman, who rose above poverty, got an education and is now a successful attorney should get her props, NOOOOOO, you all want to attack her.
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Mutainia10 months, 3 weeks ago
She's probably taking lessons in sounding like she's NOT a member of the Nation of Islam. Good luck, Michelle.
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gamahuche10 months, 3 weeks ago
Did THIS thread bring out a bunch of pathetic wankers with nothing to say!
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I didn't see the video so I know nothing of what its about but here's Michelle, picking up a cool million over lunch with the brilliant Ms Waters of Chez Panisse fame.
Beats poor old Mcwhoever and his German diner, that's for sure.
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jeliament10 months, 3 weeks ago
Seems like after all the flap about her, and then her magical transformation and debut on the view, they just stowed her away somewhere. Yes it is strange she is missing, but some of the comments here are pure chit. Any one remember.
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jeliament10 months, 3 weeks ago
Seems like after all the flap about her, and then her magical transformation and debut on the view, they just stowed her away somewhere. Yes it is strange she is missing, but some of the comments here are pure chit. Any one remember.
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silvera10 months, 3 weeks ago
Hey, we need to lighten up on these poor cons. Give them the opportunity to channel their inner Anne Coulters and Rush Limbaughs; it's all they've got. Once their little snicker fest is over they'll revert to their caves where they can contemplate the real issues of the the day. Oops! I forgot who I was talking about. To quote the always eloquent AG/Luvmyprez, "rotflmao". And where's the frat boy from Florida? He usually loves this kind of stuff. Must've slept in.
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CRYMTYPHON10 months, 3 weeks ago
Nixie's eerie whisper echoes through the dark house:
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"We're still looking for you Michelle... Where ARE yooooou?"
Knife of malice in her hands, Nixie creeps with crazed grin through the shadows.
""Where is Michelle Obama? Where is Michelle Obama?," she chants, - and slashes at the drapes!
Moonlight passes through the tatters, glinting off knife and teeth.
Nixie pauses, listening for the panicked breathing of someone huddled in fear.
Silence.
Nixie whispers "you're all alone, Michaele. The MSM aren't coming to rescue you tonight. It's just you and me..and MY KNIFE!.
Using every shadow, she creeps through the living room.
"Michelle, ma belle, it's WHITY come to keep accounts!" - and plunges her knife into the couch!
Meanwhile in Denver Michaele Obama is going over the seating list for the banqet.
Should she put reformed republicans next to independents, or would it be better to mix everybody up? She sighs. There are just so many people! -
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lloydm6510 months, 3 weeks ago
Michelle just might become the most famous bigot,and raciest in america if Obama wins,therefore she is working with Oprah to learn all the tricks of ,putting on,and taking off the required faces.It will be a challenge whitey,and all other non blacks stick in her craw.
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fsev4110 months, 3 weeks ago
Another catch 22 for Barack. He has two young daughters at home who are old enough to understand some of the hateful bigoted crap that is being circulated wildly about our airways demeaning and demonizing their father. Their have been threats against him and them. It is the wise and caring thing to do to get his wife and children out of the line of fire.
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If Michelle were to out on the campaign trail the cons would accuse them of abandoning their daughters in their quest for the White House. Politics above family. They're not going to give them that chance.
Barack is simply protecting his family, its the right thing to do.
And your idea of humor Nixie, is just as sick as your idol McCain.-
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abntv10 months, 3 weeks ago
Obama is the one that made the choice to run for president. There have been threats against all presidential candidates and their families for decades now. If he did not want his family in the line of fire he should have stayed at home and left politiics to the grown ups.
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You spent eight lines of type griping about people talking bad about Obama then you end your post with
And your idea of humor Nixie, is just as sick as your idol McCain.
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