Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election »
Posted By ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
I've been keeping a close eye on the men under 56 and over 27 who are 5 to 7 pounds overweight and have an uncontrollable need to put ketchup on foods that really don't require it, for instance, spinach salad, demographic. It's unbelievable that both candidates are tied with 46% this late in the race!
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Oooh! This is so EXCITING!-
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Beau789010 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh. My. God.
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If you could see the summaries of demographic groups marketers do, you'd think The Onion wrote them! -
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BronxBomber10 months, 2 weeks ago
Hey Indy! Stoners friend "Leo" is involved in this poll? I looked him up and he's no member of Propeller...what's the matter with Shadowolf, and me? Don't we count in this query? I mean where's the "middle-aged guys with a huge BMI index who wears loud bowling shirts in public" demographic?
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Charlson10 months, 2 weeks ago
Except those who claimed they walked five miles or more barefoot. They are clearly in the Obama camp.
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
And the Ex-Nuns That Now Own Strip Clubs But Still Go To Mass Regularly vote is completely up in the air now than Sen. Clinton has dropped out of the race.
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willottica10 months, 2 weeks ago
I've got a serious question about schizophrenics.
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So do I.
If schizophrenic murderers shouldn't be sent to jail, because it's bad to jail the innocent personalities, then doesn't that acknowledge the other personalities as people?
And if the other personalities are people, shouldn't they each get a vote? (Well that is, the ones that are old enough?)
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chevydog10 months, 2 weeks ago
As a Dunking Donut independent, I vote creme-filled. They're squishy on the issues.
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Charlson10 months, 2 weeks ago
Try a private detective, they may be able to recover them for you.
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cowboygrandpa10 months, 2 weeks ago
LMAO hahahahahahahaaa
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Well, doggone it. They didn't say say anything about the stay at home drunks, who play the stock market blitzed out of their mind vote. Although I'm sure they will be voting for McCain.
Have to worry about the hanging chads with these folks. They are liable to vote for all of the above as they want to diversify their portfolio.
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
Yes, some topics seem to easily allow for funny comments and this is clearly one of them.
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Charlson10 months, 2 weeks ago
Wow, didn't know they existed. You learn something new everyday.
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hefaa110 months, 2 weeks ago
Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."
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-Yogi Berra
Sometimes I think Yogi's the one conducting this public opinion/voting polls. -
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seomagnet10 months, 1 week ago
What about green eyed blond moon worshippers having a bad hair day? I think that demographic will have a major impact lol
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