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Posted By ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor

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A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.

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    ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago

    I've been keeping a close eye on the men under 56 and over 27 who are 5 to 7 pounds overweight and have an uncontrollable need to put ketchup on foods that really don't require it, for instance, spinach salad, demographic. It's unbelievable that both candidates are tied with 46% this late in the race!
    Oooh! This is so EXCITING!

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    Nixie10 months, 2 weeks ago

    I hear the Pet Owners Who Speak Baby Talk To Their Animals demographic has nearly doubled this year! What an exciting election cycle!

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    Mdiar10 months, 2 weeks ago

    Did you notice how dominant Obama was with the famous Swayzes?

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    Nixie10 months, 2 weeks ago

    Yeah, but McCain owns the Had To Walk To School Through The Snow Uphill Both Ways vote.

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    ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago

    And the Ex-Nuns That Now Own Strip Clubs But Still Go To Mass Regularly vote is completely up in the air now than Sen. Clinton has dropped out of the race.

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      Nixie10 months, 2 weeks ago

      And the Left-Handed Schizophreniacs are still Undecided.

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      HannibalBarca10 months, 2 weeks ago

      But where in the standings are the carpenters with plumbers butt, or the alcoholic, pet hating zoo keepers

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      chevydog10 months, 2 weeks ago

      As a Dunking Donut independent, I vote creme-filled. They're squishy on the issues.

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        Happy3110 months, 2 weeks ago

        No dis-satisfied social media users? I'm at a loss for words...

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        cowboygrandpa10 months, 2 weeks ago

        LMAO hahahahahahahaaa

        Well, doggone it. They didn't say say anything about the stay at home drunks, who play the stock market blitzed out of their mind vote. Although I'm sure they will be voting for McCain.

        Have to worry about the hanging chads with these folks. They are liable to vote for all of the above as they want to diversify their portfolio.

        Thanks for the invite ind06, enjoyed the humor immensely .

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        fsev4110 months, 2 weeks ago

        Oh, I just hate these threads that point out that there's a little humanity and a real sense of humor on both sides of the fence. Does that make me the sole member of a demographic?

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        simonsez10 months, 2 weeks ago

        This may be your best submission, ind. Funny stuff from all ...

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        TheRealizer10 months, 2 weeks ago

        What about us left leaning social conservatives?

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        pc2510 months, 2 weeks ago

        That's funny stuff........

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          hefaa110 months, 2 weeks ago

          Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."

          -Yogi Berra

          Sometimes I think Yogi's the one conducting this public opinion/voting polls.

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            seomagnet10 months, 1 week ago

            What about green eyed blond moon worshippers having a bad hair day? I think that demographic will have a major impact lol

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