Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in Humor
A recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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I've been keeping a close eye on the men under 56 and over 27 who are 5 to 7 pounds overweight and have an uncontrollable need to put ketchup on foods that really don't require it, for instance, spinach salad, demographic. It's unbelievable that both candidates are tied with 46% this late in the race!
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Oooh! This is so EXCITING!-
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BronxBomber1 year, 3 months ago
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Hey Indy! Stoners friend "Leo" is involved in this poll? I looked him up and he's no member of Propeller...what's the matter with Shadowolf, and me? Don't we count in this query? I mean where's the "middle-aged guys with a huge BMI index who wears loud bowling shirts in public" demographic?
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willottica1 year, 3 months ago
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I've got a serious question about schizophrenics.
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So do I.
If schizophrenic murderers shouldn't be sent to jail, because it's bad to jail the innocent personalities, then doesn't that acknowledge the other personalities as people?
And if the other personalities are people, shouldn't they each get a vote? (Well that is, the ones that are old enough?)
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cowboygrandpa1 year, 3 months ago
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LMAO hahahahahahahaaa
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Well, doggone it. They didn't say say anything about the stay at home drunks, who play the stock market blitzed out of their mind vote. Although I'm sure they will be voting for McCain.
Have to worry about the hanging chads with these folks. They are liable to vote for all of the above as they want to diversify their portfolio.
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