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Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in HumorA recent election poll indicates vegan independents and skydiving widowers are among the groups that will have a major impact in November.
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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I've been keeping a close eye on the men under 56 and over 27 who are 5 to 7 pounds overweight and have an uncontrollable need to put ketchup on foods that really don't require it, for instance, spinach salad, demographic. It's unbelievable that both candidates are tied with 46% this late in the race!
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Oooh! This is so EXCITING!-
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BronxBomber1 year, 3 months ago
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Hey Indy! Stoners friend "Leo" is involved in this poll? I looked him up and he's no member of Propeller...what's the matter with Shadowolf, and me? Don't we count in this query? I mean where's the "middle-aged guys with a huge BMI index who wears loud bowling shirts in public" demographic?
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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I was sure that demographic was counted...
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Just a second...
I know...
here somewhere...
AHA!
Yeah, see the thing is, er,
Ahhh,
Well, the last time the Middle-Aged Guys Who Wore Loud Hawaiian And Or Bowling Shirts In Public demographic counted was when they put Carter over the top in 1976.
But that was because they identified with Carter's brother Billy, who is actually a part of that demographic.
So, since Carter's disastrous loss to Reagan in 1980 the whole demographic block has been sort of pushed to the side as "bad luck".
Personally, as a guy with a closet full of loud Hawaiian / bowling shirts and Bermuda shorts to match (or, not match) I have to agree, WHO SPEAKS FOR US? -
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Mdiar1 year, 3 months ago
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I'm hoping the "Heavyset Conservative Swingers Named Larry Who Look At Guys Named Craig" demographic goes to Obama because of how much they seem to pay attention to the famous Swayzes.
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That would be a win, its normally very much Republican!
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willottica1 year, 3 months ago
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I've got a serious question about schizophrenics.
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So do I.
If schizophrenic murderers shouldn't be sent to jail, because it's bad to jail the innocent personalities, then doesn't that acknowledge the other personalities as people?
And if the other personalities are people, shouldn't they each get a vote? (Well that is, the ones that are old enough?)
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cowboygrandpa1 year, 3 months ago
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LMAO hahahahahahahaaa
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Well, doggone it. They didn't say say anything about the stay at home drunks, who play the stock market blitzed out of their mind vote. Although I'm sure they will be voting for McCain.
Have to worry about the hanging chads with these folks. They are liable to vote for all of the above as they want to diversify their portfolio.
Thanks for the invite ind06, enjoyed the humor immensely . -
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