Scientists Confirm Couple's Baby Actually IS Center Of Universe »
Posted By ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
In a groundbreaking scientific development – which runs contrary to current cosmological orthodoxy that states that in the wake of the big bang a central point in an infinitely expanding three dimensional universe cannot exist – physicists at Oxford University have broken ranks to confirm that there is in fact a center of the universe and that it is Benjamin James Milton, an 18-month old toddler from Knutsford, Cheshire.
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
And ego, which, coincidentally, is 90% Hydrogen and 10% bureaucracy.
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ppiittuu10 months, 2 weeks ago
i'd like to start an ad-hoc working group to see it this if true.
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would you happen to have form S-3-0009-07-08-1 rev C for me to fill out?
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toph197310 months, 2 weeks ago
I think that we need more research on this subject. I wonder if you could get some of those fat federal grants they give out for important studies such as this.
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chevydog10 months, 2 weeks ago
He's kind of a cute center of the universe. Much better than some ordinary void, whatever that is.
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AmazingLuz10 months, 2 weeks ago
That little son of Budda is not the Center of the Universe, only Jesus is the Center of the Universe, the only MEDIATOR between GOD _&_HUMANKIND. The proof, the Bible, a ook that have 6,000 years history of humanking, from the beggining until the end. The Newspaper of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorow. Alpha and Omega, Beggining and ENd.
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
Curses! And I had hoped to turn people away from Jesus towards worshiping little Benny Milton from Knutsford, Cheshire.
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Now my evil plan is laid bare.
Back to the drawing board...
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RealEstateWiki10 months, 2 weeks ago
Wow, I guess that the son is the center of the universe.
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bobsomm10 months, 2 weeks ago
AmazingLuz, for Budda's sake, lighten up. Can you not understand satirical mirth. I pity anyone so anal who cannot let down and laugh with people who are obviously just having fun with no intention to deride your faith.
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ALSO, Formidable and Ind06, remember that 87.32604% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Clever article, light hearted and fun. Peace, Bob-
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toph197310 months, 2 weeks ago
Must be a great life living it without Humor. It's amazing how people get all bent out of shape about something that is a joke? I can't imagine living a life devoid of humor like this person.
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Dane Cook did a bit about Athiests in his Viscious circle show that railed on us. I found it absolutely hilarious. People need to learn how to laugh at themselves sometimes.
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allamerican12310 months, 2 weeks ago
obamas running mate the messiah and the of the universe
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now theres change you can beleive in -
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Tango5710 months, 2 weeks ago
That's it.. I'm leaving this universe...gonna go look for another. It's a good thing I have my own transporter (((<:>)
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