Scientists Confirm Couple's Baby Actually IS Center Of Universe »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 2 months ago in Humor
In a groundbreaking scientific development – which runs contrary to current cosmological orthodoxy that states that in the wake of the big bang a central point in an infinitely expanding three dimensional universe cannot exist – physicists at Oxford University have broken ranks to confirm that there is in fact a center of the universe and that it is Benjamin James Milton, an 18-month old toddler from Knutsford, Cheshire.
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david_nwpa1 year, 2 months ago
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I have an adaptation of string theory, which I am formally proposing here on Propeller.com. You will read it here first. The whole universe is indeed held together by bureaucratic red tape. Thank you folks, you may now resume the rest of your lives.
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AmazingLuz1 year, 2 months ago
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That little son of Budda is not the Center of the Universe, only Jesus is the Center of the Universe, the only MEDIATOR between GOD _&_HUMANKIND. The proof, the Bible, a ook that have 6,000 years history of humanking, from the beggining until the end. The Newspaper of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorow. Alpha and Omega, Beggining and ENd.
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bobsomm1 year, 2 months ago
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AmazingLuz, for Budda's sake, lighten up. Can you not understand satirical mirth. I pity anyone so anal who cannot let down and laugh with people who are obviously just having fun with no intention to deride your faith.
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ALSO, Formidable and Ind06, remember that 87.32604% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Clever article, light hearted and fun. Peace, Bob-
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toph19731 year, 2 months ago
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Must be a great life living it without Humor. It's amazing how people get all bent out of shape about something that is a joke? I can't imagine living a life devoid of humor like this person.
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Dane Cook did a bit about Athiests in his Viscious circle show that railed on us. I found it absolutely hilarious. People need to learn how to laugh at themselves sometimes.
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