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Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in Humor

In a groundbreaking scientific development – which runs contrary to current cosmological orthodoxy that states that in the wake of the big bang a central point in an infinitely expanding three dimensional universe cannot exist – physicists at Oxford University have broken ranks to confirm that there is in fact a center of the universe and that it is Benjamin James Milton, an 18-month old toddler from Knutsford, Cheshire.

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    ind061 year, 3 months ago

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    This new finding runs contrary to the previously accepted theory that the center of the universe was simply that spot where the creme filling is.

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    Mdiar1 year, 3 months ago

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    That's not possible. I'm the center of the universe.

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      ind061 year, 3 months ago

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      Are you composed of delicious Nugat?

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        y_soitenly1 year, 3 months ago

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        I am!

        =)

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          ind061 year, 3 months ago

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          What a sticky situation!

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          Mdiar1 year, 3 months ago

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          Caramel, actually.

          Go figure.

          Scientists don't really know that much!

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          cowboygrandpa1 year, 3 months ago

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          Mdiar:

          LMAO, hahahahahahaa.

          My wife begs to differ with you. She says it's her world and universe and we are all here to please her. LOL

          She has made that point many times. LOL

          Good one ind06

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            ind061 year, 3 months ago

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            My World And Welcome To It, eh cowboygrandpa?
            Glad you liked my post :)

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          david_nwpa1 year, 3 months ago

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          I have an adaptation of string theory, which I am formally proposing here on Propeller.com. You will read it here first. The whole universe is indeed held together by bureaucratic red tape. Thank you folks, you may now resume the rest of your lives.

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            toph19731 year, 3 months ago

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            I think that we need more research on this subject. I wonder if you could get some of those fat federal grants they give out for important studies such as this.

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            chevydog1 year, 3 months ago

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            He's kind of a cute center of the universe. Much better than some ordinary void, whatever that is.

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              Charlson1 year, 3 months ago

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              Well, that's a coincidence, when over a billion other parents insist their child or children are the center of their universe. Go figure!

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                Bkumm1 year, 3 months ago

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                It's called the multiverse, baby! LOL>>>

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                Bkumm1 year, 3 months ago

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                Hey, ind, if you met my boy you would realize that HE is actually the center of the Universe!

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                  ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                  Then I must step up my faster than light travel attempts so I can meet him! :)

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                    Bkumm1 year, 3 months ago

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                    FTL -- it's the only way to fly!!!

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                  AmazingLuz1 year, 3 months ago

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                  That little son of Budda is not the Center of the Universe, only Jesus is the Center of the Universe, the only MEDIATOR between GOD _&_HUMANKIND. The proof, the Bible, a ook that have 6,000 years history of humanking, from the beggining until the end. The Newspaper of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorow. Alpha and Omega, Beggining and ENd.

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                    Bkumm1 year, 3 months ago

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                    It's called satire. Try it sometime, you might like it.

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                      Coatl1 year, 3 months ago

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                      It could give AmazingLuz a big headache =P

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                        Bkumm1 year, 3 months ago

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                        Wouldn't want to cause that now.

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                      lbrtyordeath1 year, 3 months ago

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                      Wow. I knew there were religious nuts on here but I never knew there were people who were religiously nuts!

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                        toph19731 year, 3 months ago

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                        It sometimes goes hand in hand.

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                          uncle-dave1 year, 3 months ago

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                          Sometimes just foot to mouth.

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                        ind061 year, 3 months ago

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                        Curses! And I had hoped to turn people away from Jesus towards worshiping little Benny Milton from Knutsford, Cheshire.
                        Now my evil plan is laid bare.
                        Back to the drawing board...

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                        RealEstateWiki1 year, 3 months ago

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                        Wow, I guess that the son is the center of the universe.

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                          Mutainia1 year, 3 months ago

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                          Their baby is the center of the universe? I guess there was a "big bang" without protection.

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                            MoB20071 year, 3 months ago

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                            LMAO Mutainia!!!!

                            I needed a good laugh.

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                            bobsomm1 year, 3 months ago

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                            AmazingLuz, for Budda's sake, lighten up. Can you not understand satirical mirth. I pity anyone so anal who cannot let down and laugh with people who are obviously just having fun with no intention to deride your faith.

                            ALSO, Formidable and Ind06, remember that 87.32604% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
                            Clever article, light hearted and fun. Peace, Bob

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                              toph19731 year, 3 months ago

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                              Must be a great life living it without Humor. It's amazing how people get all bent out of shape about something that is a joke? I can't imagine living a life devoid of humor like this person.

                              Dane Cook did a bit about Athiests in his Viscious circle show that railed on us. I found it absolutely hilarious. People need to learn how to laugh at themselves sometimes.

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                              allamerican1231 year, 3 months ago

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                              obamas running mate the messiah and the of the universe

                              now theres change you can beleive in

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                                PainGoddess1 year, 3 months ago

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                                It sure is crowded here in the center.....ROFL

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                                  toph19731 year, 3 months ago

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                                  Was that you elbowing me? :)

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                                  Tango571 year, 3 months ago

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                                  That's it.. I'm leaving this universe...gonna go look for another. It's a good thing I have my own transporter (((<:>)

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