U.S. And Poland Sign 'Death To Poland' Agreement »

Posted By ind06 1 year, 2 months ago in Humor

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THE US and Poland yesterday signed an historic agreement which will guarantee the total destruction of the eastern European state. US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice said: "This historic agreement opens up a new and final chapter in the long history of Russia's psychotic aggression towards the Poles.

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    ind061 year, 2 months ago

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    When asked why Poland was chosen as the site for the missiles State Department officials gave as their main reason that country's "long and storied history of, and experience with being totally destroyed".

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    Mdiar1 year, 2 months ago

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    What about the "moderate demise of the Czech Republic" agreement??

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    miklkit1 year, 2 months ago

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    Black humor. Sorry. The Poles have been repeatedly overrun by the Germans and the Russians. They say the Russians are the worst.

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    jovial1 year, 2 months ago

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    That's why McMoneybags wants to reinstate the draft so he can fight with Russia.

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    ind061 year, 2 months ago

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    In related news: European Union Swings Both Ways!

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    y_soitenly1 year, 2 months ago

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    Okay, don't penalize me for this but here's a polish joke...

    A Polish family came to America for the first time. They were seen driving on the expressway and coming towards my city. All of a sudden, they approached a sign that said, Chicago LEFT

    So they turned around and went back to Poland.
    =)

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    tehranchik1 year, 2 months ago

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    Is the end of history like the end of the internet?

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    y_soitenly1 year, 2 months ago

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    God, I hope not.
    I've been to the end of the internet twice.

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      rwrnae1 year, 2 months ago

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      Congratulations USA, you just put Poland in the nuclear crosshairs. A missle shield? Shield from what? Don't be surprised to see Russian missles in Venezuela, Cuba and maybe even Mexico. How stupid can you get?

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      ind061 year, 2 months ago

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      Are you really asking me how stupid I can get? Because I can get pretty darn stupid. Let me ask YOU a question.
      How stupid would you like me to get?

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      y_soitenly1 year, 2 months ago

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      LMAO =)

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        Spadecaller1 year, 2 months ago

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        There certainly are a lot of arses falling off lately; and I don't think it is from Polish jokes.

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          nikkibabe1 year, 2 months ago

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          Cold war instigators Bush, Rice & Cheney will be gone on 1/20/2009. It will be left to rest of Eastern Europe to mend for itself.

          If you agree with these war mongers and think that Iran will attack Poland of all countries, think again?

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          Georgia501 year, 2 months ago

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          Since when do we owe it to Russia to let them have their way or any say in Poland? I think we all remember how that worked out the last time a Democrat did that. Certainly the Poles do. I would draw the line by not putting missiles in former USSR states. But that does not include former Soviet bloc states, particularly those with no direct border on Russia proper.

          There is no more threat to Russia from Poland--even if these were offensive missiles, which they're not--than from any number of Trident submarines plying the Arctic or Pacific.

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          nikkibabe1 year, 2 months ago

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          Iran is the last country to fire missiles in to, of all countries in Poland. It is the ugly American warhead that is instigating the cold war again. You know who benefits:

          . lobbyists working in DC for Defense contractors
          . Pentagon officials in charge of purchasing

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          heresusie1 year, 2 months ago

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          Will this to pressure the Russia ? Seem like cold war era...again

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            corl641 year, 2 months ago

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            My only question is: the guy in the picture at the top of this, is he from Russia or Poland?

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            lloydm651 year, 2 months ago

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            Lordy,lordy let us find a cave ,crack,or a crevice to hide in,Russia is ******.When are the new americans going learn to stand up strait.People born in the sixties miss so much of the american experience.Most missed it because they were to busy learning break danceing, and then hip-hop.You stand up to these people,or you bow down to them.There are no nerf barb-wire gulags.

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            ppono1 year, 2 months ago

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            Those who give up rights for freedom deserve neither

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            apostah771 year, 2 months ago

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            Righties actually really think that America needs all the enemies it can get in order to survive, just ask them..They drool more enemies and oil wars even if the means the Poles could soon melt.. They(righties) are dead serious too, Russia right now is probably selling weapons to Syria and elsewhere in retaliation against Israel for helping Georgia and America helping Poland.. Alot of these people that want these errors and war soooo much suffer bunkeritis and its the easiest way for them to have a stay in power...

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            itsme21 year, 2 months ago

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            I thought it was funny! Hi everyone!

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            albionperfides1 year, 2 months ago

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            You are all so stupid in the US and have no perspective of History.
            My Government in 1939 gave a guarantee to Poland to protect them in the event of Hitler attacking them. This was a guarantee that had no credibility. When Hitler attacked we declared war on Germany and could do nothing to protect the Poles.
            The result after 6 years of war was that the British Empire eventually disappeared [aided and abetted by the US]. Your fate will be the same. Do you want to disappear in a nuclear cloud because you would wish to support another country? I think not and Condi is just plain foolish just like her boss: whoever that might be [Cheney, the Eminance Grise of the Bush Maladministration?]

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