U.S. And Poland Sign 'Death To Poland' Agreement »
Posted By ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
THE US and Poland yesterday signed an historic agreement which will guarantee the total destruction of the eastern European state. US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice said: "This historic agreement opens up a new and final chapter in the long history of Russia's psychotic aggression towards the Poles.
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BronxBomber10 months, 2 weeks ago
Strange but I don't wonder about the commonality between Bush and those ongoing Polish jokes.....
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hefaa110 months, 2 weeks ago
Quick, Obama just announced VP running mate!
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miklkit10 months, 2 weeks ago
Black humor. Sorry. The Poles have been repeatedly overrun by the Germans and the Russians. They say the Russians are the worst.
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Mdiar10 months, 2 weeks ago
That's prolly because Germany wasn't even a country until around the 19th century... I think the Russians got a few invasions off back when Germany was still the Holy Roman Empire and then a series of nation-states that shared a common culture :D
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capecoralM10 months, 2 weeks ago
Ummmm Ok Jovial Rangle and McCane doesn't even rhyme. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - An influential Democratic lawmaker on Sunday called for reinstatement of the draft as a way to boost U.S. troop levels and draw a broader section of the population into the military or public service.
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U.S. Rep. Charles Rangel, the incoming chairman of the House of Representatives' tax-writing committee, said he would introduce legislation to reinstate the draft as soon as the new, Democratic-controlled Congress convenes in January.
Asked on CBS' "Face the Nation" if he was still serious about the proposal for a universal draft he raised a couple of years ago, he said, "You bet your life. Underscore serious." -
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Endoscopy10 months, 2 weeks ago
We need EVERY 18 year old man in the service NOW!!! Get them moving!!
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Line them up and have them spread their cheeks. That was the fun part.
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y_soitenly10 months, 2 weeks ago
Okay, don't penalize me for this but here's a polish joke...
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A Polish family came to America for the first time. They were seen driving on the expressway and coming towards my city. All of a sudden, they approached a sign that said, Chicago LEFT
So they turned around and went back to Poland.
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Spadecaller10 months, 2 weeks ago
I thought it was the Bush family, who turned around and went back to Texas.
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blainegarrett10 months, 2 weeks ago
haha. Not so funny: I was driving to near St. Louis starting in Wisconsin for a family reunion a few weeks back. My parents were driving one car and my brothers and I were in another communicating back and forth via cell phone. The 94,90,39 exchange south of Beloit was insane with construction and seems to be a bad spot anyway. We kept telling my folks to follow the signs that say "chicago" vs. whatever was west on 90. So once we hit the first set of toll booths in northern Illinois, they continued to follow the signs to chicago... instead of going south on 39 towards St. Louis. haha. It took them an hour to back track through the tolls and the mess to get going correctly again.
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My dad joked he would rather go to a Cubs game than the family reunion anyway. hehe.
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
More like the end of open net fishing.
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We just don't do that sort of thing anymore
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y_soitenly10 months, 2 weeks ago
God, I hope not.
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lum-chate10 months, 2 weeks ago
Syria says it’s ready to put a Russian missile system on its soil as a counterweight to U.S. plans to deploy a missile shield in Poland and the Czech Republic. The offer was made during a meeting between Syrian leader Bashar Al-Assad and President Dmitry Medvedev in the Black Sea resort of Sochi.
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You are so right. Venezuela or Cuba could be next.
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Spadecaller10 months, 2 weeks ago
There certainly are a lot of arses falling off lately; and I don't think it is from Polish jokes.
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Endoscopy10 months, 2 weeks ago
ROTFLMAO
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Bus cause the Russians to invade Georgia. Right.
We were such war mongers that we went into Iraq with 13 nations to enforce the UN resolutions they just kept making and Iraq just kept ignoring. Round and round the UN went until Bush ane others said stop.
Real war mongers.
But Rusia just rolls in the tanks and nikkibabe thinks the US caused it. Where did you hide your brains?
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Georgia5010 months, 2 weeks ago
Since when do we owe it to Russia to let them have their way or any say in Poland? I think we all remember how that worked out the last time a Democrat did that. Certainly the Poles do. I would draw the line by not putting missiles in former USSR states. But that does not include former Soviet bloc states, particularly those with no direct border on Russia proper.
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There is no more threat to Russia from Poland--even if these were offensive missiles, which they're not--than from any number of Trident submarines plying the Arctic or Pacific.-
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miklkit10 months, 2 weeks ago
History. The Americans installed missile bases in Turkey, right next to the Soviet Union. That alarmed the Russians. So they installed missiles in Cuba. The Americans got alarmed and threatened a nuclear holocaust. So the Russians withdrew their missiles and the Americans claimed victory. Then withdrew their missiles from Turkey. That was in 1963.
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y_soitenly has the best quote: Stupid is as stupid does.
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Endoscopy10 months, 2 weeks ago
Try again. The Palestinians and Hezbollah have sent Iranian missiles into Israel many times. But people like you ignore it and say it is their right to kill innocent people like that. Obama was taken to a village that the Palestinians had obliterated and what was his comment. Silence like most liberals.
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Why is there no outcry from you people about the atrocities that occur there daily?
Russia attacks Georgia and it is the US that is starting the cold war. Really great thinking on your part. Of course you think we started that right? -
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thenemo110 months, 2 weeks ago
Dwight Eisenhauer warned us about the military indusrtrial complex keeping us in as constant state of war as much as they could. it's all abount money lives are disposable we replace each other to easily.
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Ever wonder why they back the anti-aborton movement.
Without enough people desparate enough without jobs where do we get are warriors from?
Wake up america, oh i forgot 20% are still semi illerate.
See,
Why can't jonney Read 1959 then again a few years ago same reason and story.
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heresusie10 months, 2 weeks ago
Will this to pressure the Russia ? Seem like cold war era...again
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Mdiar10 months, 2 weeks ago
Neither.
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As the caption clearly explains, he is laughing...
Those pictures are half the hilarity of the article, sometimes. Propeller almost goes out of its way to find the worst possible ones. -
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lloydm6510 months, 2 weeks ago
Lordy,lordy let us find a cave ,crack,or a crevice to hide in,Russia is ******.When are the new americans going learn to stand up strait.People born in the sixties miss so much of the american experience.Most missed it because they were to busy learning break danceing, and then hip-hop.You stand up to these people,or you bow down to them.There are no nerf barb-wire gulags.
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y_soitenly10 months, 2 weeks ago
lloydm65,
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Re: 'People born in the sixties miss so much of the american experience. Most missed it because they were to busy learning break dancing, and then hip-hop."
Um, what does hip-hop and break dancing have to do with being born in the sixties?
Break dancing became popular in the early 1980's. The hip-hop culture started in the Bronx in the mid-70's, but some will debate that by a few years. Hip-hop music first started with the Jamaicans, then received nationwide attention from the late 70's thru the early 80's.
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apostah7710 months, 2 weeks ago
Righties actually really think that America needs all the enemies it can get in order to survive, just ask them..They drool more enemies and oil wars even if the means the Poles could soon melt.. They(righties) are dead serious too, Russia right now is probably selling weapons to Syria and elsewhere in retaliation against Israel for helping Georgia and America helping Poland.. Alot of these people that want these errors and war soooo much suffer bunkeritis and its the easiest way for them to have a stay in power...
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lum-chate10 months, 2 weeks ago
Are the new Polish Navy still equpping their fleet with glass bottoms so they can get an up close look at the old Polish Navy.
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albionperfides10 months, 2 weeks ago
You are all so stupid in the US and have no perspective of History.
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My Government in 1939 gave a guarantee to Poland to protect them in the event of Hitler attacking them. This was a guarantee that had no credibility. When Hitler attacked we declared war on Germany and could do nothing to protect the Poles.
The result after 6 years of war was that the British Empire eventually disappeared [aided and abetted by the US]. Your fate will be the same. Do you want to disappear in a nuclear cloud because you would wish to support another country? I think not and Condi is just plain foolish just like her boss: whoever that might be [Cheney, the Eminance Grise of the Bush Maladministration?]-
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