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Posted By ind06 1 year, 3 months ago in HumorTHE US and Poland yesterday signed an historic agreement which will guarantee the total destruction of the eastern European state. US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice said: "This historic agreement opens up a new and final chapter in the long history of Russia's psychotic aggression towards the Poles.
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miklkit1 year, 3 months ago
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uncle-dave1 year, 3 months ago
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This has nothing to do with feet sir, or the biting of feet ( if that's the sort of thing you're into)! But it has everything to do with, "Speaking German the Frenetic Phonetic Way".
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My instructor, Herr Indy, or as he is known in linguistic circles, "The Cunning Linguist", can fill you in on any details about his curriculum
I bid you farewell sir, or as the Germans say "allfeetarethesame"!
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Mdiar1 year, 3 months ago
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That's prolly because Germany wasn't even a country until around the 19th century... I think the Russians got a few invasions off back when Germany was still the Holy Roman Empire and then a series of nation-states that shared a common culture :D
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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ind061 year, 3 months ago
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I won't dis on the intelligence of Stooges
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But I must protest your inference that yellow balls do not know much history and stuff.
Yellow balls practically mostly INVENTED history and stuff that sounds like history.
Anyone who knows history knows that many famous history persons have said on many historically famously historical occasions that absent the ballish and yellow there would be no history to be historical in!
In conclusion I would like to assert that well known triginometric function: ball + yellow = SMART
I'd like to see you make your "sun gate" without triginometry! HA!-
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y_soitenly1 year, 3 months ago
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Furthermore...
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Everyone knows that Ind's health is slowly deteriorating.
Yet, Ind is still in a state of denial over this.
You see, Ind has Jaundice. This is why he's yellow. His whole freakin body is yellow.
I told him long ago to get this checked out by a doctor.
But NO! Ind refuses.
He keeps telling everyone that it's just a body tattoo.
Wake up and smell the coffee, Ind.
Geez... some people.
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splitrch1 year, 3 months ago
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you said: "I was just about to say the same thing... I swear."
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and I said (in a coherent language this time): "Y_ Soitenly you were"
just me being a smartas s. A dumb joke with a takeoff on your screen name. I guess I cracked myself up anyway.
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y_soitenly1 year, 3 months ago
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Okay, don't penalize me for this but here's a polish joke...
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A Polish family came to America for the first time. They were seen driving on the expressway and coming towards my city. All of a sudden, they approached a sign that said, Chicago LEFT
So they turned around and went back to Poland.
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blainegarrett1 year, 3 months ago
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haha. Not so funny: I was driving to near St. Louis starting in Wisconsin for a family reunion a few weeks back. My parents were driving one car and my brothers and I were in another communicating back and forth via cell phone. The 94,90,39 exchange south of Beloit was insane with construction and seems to be a bad spot anyway. We kept telling my folks to follow the signs that say "chicago" vs. whatever was west on 90. So once we hit the first set of toll booths in northern Illinois, they continued to follow the signs to chicago... instead of going south on 39 towards St. Louis. haha. It took them an hour to back track through the tolls and the mess to get going correctly again.
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My dad joked he would rather go to a Cubs game than the family reunion anyway. hehe.
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nikkibabe1 year, 3 months ago
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Cold war instigators Bush, Rice & Cheney will be gone on 1/20/2009. It will be left to rest of Eastern Europe to mend for itself.
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If you agree with these war mongers and think that Iran will attack Poland of all countries, think again?-
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Endoscopy1 year, 3 months ago
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ROTFLMAO
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Bus cause the Russians to invade Georgia. Right.
We were such war mongers that we went into Iraq with 13 nations to enforce the UN resolutions they just kept making and Iraq just kept ignoring. Round and round the UN went until Bush ane others said stop.
Real war mongers.
But Rusia just rolls in the tanks and nikkibabe thinks the US caused it. Where did you hide your brains?
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Georgia501 year, 3 months ago
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Since when do we owe it to Russia to let them have their way or any say in Poland? I think we all remember how that worked out the last time a Democrat did that. Certainly the Poles do. I would draw the line by not putting missiles in former USSR states. But that does not include former Soviet bloc states, particularly those with no direct border on Russia proper.
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There is no more threat to Russia from Poland--even if these were offensive missiles, which they're not--than from any number of Trident submarines plying the Arctic or Pacific.-
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miklkit1 year, 3 months ago
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History. The Americans installed missile bases in Turkey, right next to the Soviet Union. That alarmed the Russians. So they installed missiles in Cuba. The Americans got alarmed and threatened a nuclear holocaust. So the Russians withdrew their missiles and the Americans claimed victory. Then withdrew their missiles from Turkey. That was in 1963.
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y_soitenly has the best quote: Stupid is as stupid does.-
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Wolfie20071 year, 3 months ago
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miklkit
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They withdrew those missiles because they were being retired and were replaced by new missiles in Turkey. Check your history.
According to what I see on this thread you liberals think Russia should be able to tell everyone else what to do. Russia has a huge problem getting along in the world and would rather be a bully than a team player but, of course, it's all George Bush and **** Cheney's fault. Sickos-
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hyperbola1 year, 3 months ago
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The only real bully in the world over the past 40 years has been the US. Unfortunately for real americans, our bully boys are spending us into economic annihilation.
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Rice goes deeper into the absurd
It's hardly news the U.S. espouses standards that it routinely violates, but still, even in light of such routine hypocrisy, wouldn't you think that this , from Condoleezza Rice today, on an airplane to U.S. reporters while traveling to a NATO meeting, would be too brazen to utter....
...Whatever one's views are on the justifiability of each isolated instance, it's simply a fact that the U.S. invades, bombs, occupies, and interferes in the internal affairs of other countries far more than any other country on the planet. It's not even a close competition.
Just during the time Rice has served in the Bush administration, we bombed, invaded and occupied Afghanistan; did the same to Iraq; repeatedly bombed Somalia, killing all sorts of civilians; fed bombs to Israel as they invaded and bombed Lebanon; top political officials (led by John McCain and Joe Lieberman) have repeatedly threatened, and advocated, that the same be done to a whole host of other countries, including Iran and Syria. That's to say nothing of the virtually countless interventions and bombings in the pre-Bush, "peacetime" years -- from the Balkans and Panama to Somalia, Iraq, Libya, Sudan, and on and on and on.
The most enduring and predominant rule of American politics is that every national politician must demonstrate their willingness, even eagerness, to start wars. ...
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hyperbola1 year, 3 months ago
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How To Conceal Massive Economic Collapse - Wag the Dog
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What to do? War and threats of war have been used historically to distract the population and deflect public scrutiny from economic calamity. this tactic is now rampant in the US....
http://www.propeller.com/story/2008/08/18/how-to-conceal-massive-economic-collapse-wag-the-dog/
Reagan Republican: Are You Ready For Nuclear War?
To keep the billions of dollars in profits flowing to its contributors in the US military-security complex, the Bush Regime has rekindled the cold war. As American living standards decline and prospects for university graduates deteriorate, “our” leaders in Washington commit us to a hundred years of war.
http://www.propeller.com/story/2008/08/19/reagan-republican-are-you-ready-for-nuclear-war/
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nikkibabe1 year, 3 months ago
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Iran is the last country to fire missiles in to, of all countries in Poland. It is the ugly American warhead that is instigating the cold war again. You know who benefits:
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. lobbyists working in DC for Defense contractors
. Pentagon officials in charge of purchasing-
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Endoscopy1 year, 3 months ago
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Try again. The Palestinians and Hezbollah have sent Iranian missiles into Israel many times. But people like you ignore it and say it is their right to kill innocent people like that. Obama was taken to a village that the Palestinians had obliterated and what was his comment. Silence like most liberals.
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Why is there no outcry from you people about the atrocities that occur there daily?
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thenemo11 year, 3 months ago
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Dwight Eisenhauer warned us about the military indusrtrial complex keeping us in as constant state of war as much as they could. it's all abount money lives are disposable we replace each other to easily.
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Ever wonder why they back the anti-aborton movement.
Without enough people desparate enough without jobs where do we get are warriors from?
Wake up america, oh i forgot 20% are still semi illerate.
See,
Why can't jonney Read 1959 then again a few years ago same reason and story.
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lloydm651 year, 3 months ago
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Lordy,lordy let us find a cave ,crack,or a crevice to hide in,Russia is ******.When are the new americans going learn to stand up strait.People born in the sixties miss so much of the american experience.Most missed it because they were to busy learning break danceing, and then hip-hop.You stand up to these people,or you bow down to them.There are no nerf barb-wire gulags.
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y_soitenly1 year, 3 months ago
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lloydm65,
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Re: 'People born in the sixties miss so much of the american experience. Most missed it because they were to busy learning break dancing, and then hip-hop."
Um, what does hip-hop and break dancing have to do with being born in the sixties?
Break dancing became popular in the early 1980's. The hip-hop culture started in the Bronx in the mid-70's, but some will debate that by a few years. Hip-hop music first started with the Jamaicans, then received nationwide attention from the late 70's thru the early 80's.
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Endoscopy1 year, 3 months ago
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This saying has appeared in many paraphrases:
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"They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
"Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither."
"He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security."
"He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither."
"People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both."
"If we restrict liberty to attain security we will lose them both."
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both."
"He who gives up freedom for safety deserves neither."
"Those who would trade in their freedom for their protection deserve neither."
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apostah771 year, 3 months ago
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Righties actually really think that America needs all the enemies it can get in order to survive, just ask them..They drool more enemies and oil wars even if the means the Poles could soon melt.. They(righties) are dead serious too, Russia right now is probably selling weapons to Syria and elsewhere in retaliation against Israel for helping Georgia and America helping Poland.. Alot of these people that want these errors and war soooo much suffer bunkeritis and its the easiest way for them to have a stay in power...
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hyperbola1 year, 3 months ago
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We outsell the Russians by miles. The first sales we should cut are to the racist zionist regime in Israel that has robbed, killed, expelled or put in concentration camps over 7 million christians and moslems (the world's biggest refugee problem - even if censored American media don't tell you that).
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albionperfides1 year, 3 months ago
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You are all so stupid in the US and have no perspective of History.
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My Government in 1939 gave a guarantee to Poland to protect them in the event of Hitler attacking them. This was a guarantee that had no credibility. When Hitler attacked we declared war on Germany and could do nothing to protect the Poles.
The result after 6 years of war was that the British Empire eventually disappeared [aided and abetted by the US]. Your fate will be the same. Do you want to disappear in a nuclear cloud because you would wish to support another country? I think not and Condi is just plain foolish just like her boss: whoever that might be [Cheney, the Eminance Grise of the Bush Maladministration?]-
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apostah771 year, 3 months ago
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Irans nuke ambitions along with Russia's support and America's spreading shield are the twos straws that are threatening to break the camals back... These events looming hinder business as usual, could be entering new era of much increased escalation....
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toml87211 year, 3 months ago
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The author of this article seems to forget that the Polish people were enslaved by Nazi Germany and later Stalin's Russia/Soviet Union and as such are the only ones truly qualified to determine if the risk of closer ties with the U.S. and the security benefits the relationship provides outweigh the consequences of increased animosity with Russia! It was Poland that fought Nazi tanks on horseback to buy time for the rest of Europe to react to Nazi ambitions and then was sold out when Stalin refused to leave and the West refused to force him out. It was Poland, more than any other east bloc country that risked massive consequences by electing a leader that refused to be a Soviet puppet. It was Poland cooperating with the Reagan/Bush 41 administrations and the Vatican that kicked the beginning of the end game for the cold war into high gear. Poland should be admired for the stand it is now taking curtailing the ambitions of its powerful lawless aggressive neighbor! Americans should take pride in the confidence Poland's decision demonstrates that they have in the power and commitment of America's people, military, diplomacy and economy to respond to consequences beyond rhetoric that their decision risks!
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uncle-dave1 year, 3 months ago
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Ditto....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
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nikkibabe1 year, 3 months ago
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Bush, Cheney, Rice & Powell not only invaded, destroyed and occupied Iraq BUT also re-started the cold war.
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How could a country like Poland, a comedian's treasure chest on late night talk shows, believe the war mongers in USA that Iran will fire missiles at them? Here are some jokes.
. Polish toothbrush - has no bristles
. Polish PC - has no key board
. Polish car - engine is on the hood
. Polish Air - takes off from the tail end.
HA HA HA.
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Endoscopy1 year, 3 months ago
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In northwest Iowa where my wife came from was settled by German and Dutch. They tell those jokes as Hollander jokes in the German part and as German jokes in the Dutch part. Then there are the Blond jokes that are a variation as well. You can put down any ethnic group like this. Shall we start on your country?
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US starting the cold war. Just keep up the refrain nikkichaimberliain.
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kevinbgood6211 year, 3 months ago
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And so we ignore again the Armenians to not insult Turkey . Say what you will about Ronald Reagan , he stood up to the world and called it a genocide , that is , what happened to the populations in the early part of last century . No one has balls enough today to call it what it is . The President , Yes , him too. The current contenders to the Crown won't say how they will adress the matter of formal recognition of mass murders by the Turks of Armenian populations .
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Until that day we'll live without " closure " on this shame of Humanity .
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thenemo11 year, 3 months ago
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I guess they aren't going to print out my Saudi comment did you notice our Saudi friends didn't
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didn't supply extra oil to avert our joblessness problem. Wait till it gets worse and oil jumps to 7.00 and 8.00 aq gallon both heating oil and petro.
They just are cooling it a bit as americans dont pay attention to details after they get the printing money swirling out there they will get relelected and up up and away with oil after the elections. you don't see jobs being created do you now think about it.
gee oil went down to 110. a barrol prey are we lucky.
Show me the jobs!!!!!!!!
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