China Bans Release Of Carbon Dioxide By Citizens »
Posted By ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago in HumorTHE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Chinese President Hu Jin Dao will yield to international pressure to curb his country's rampant air pollution by ordering all Chinese citizens to cease from exhaling carbon dioxide.
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
Chinese citizens will be encouraged to exhale pure methane instead.
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BronxBomber10 months, 2 weeks ago
Indy, I was in that enchanted land a while ago and I learned to speak it's native language, it's easy!
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For instance...
Ai Bang Mai Ne I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat You need a face lift
Dum Gai A stupid person
Gun Pao Der An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding We have reason to believe you are harboring a
fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia Approach me
Lao Ze Sho Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi Not very good
Lin Ching An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding Achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne A small horse
Ten Ding Ba Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting There is no reason to raise your voice
Si-Ling Fan A device to keep you cool
Sum Dum Fuk Irritating drivers -
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh YES!
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Hai Em Haung Rae - Please serve dinner soon
Yoo Taek Mi Sheed - Excuse me, I believe I was sitting there first
Mie Bi Khazaf Laat - I'm sorry I was late for work, my glorious supervisor
Dih Hi Mizh Tacom Pah Nees Hong - I love singing our company's anthem
Yu Ha Eva Voys Lah Kah Biro Keha N Glaz - I am inspired listening to you in particular
Wun Dae Hai Welshee Yu Shah Et - I look forward to seeing you in the future -
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guppythefish10 months, 2 weeks ago
Dat culd be true invoice, 4 instance, eye hear dey R great when et comes to makin' take owt orders 4 enstance. No MSG en my food pleaze.
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simonsez10 months, 2 weeks ago
After seeing what their snacks look like, I don't think even the Chinese Government can control it ...
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Charlson10 months, 2 weeks ago
And in related news...vegetation is disappearing through out China. A top flight team of researchers are being sent over by Bush to study this effect so he can implement it in the US.
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