McCAIN TO PICK RONALD REAGAN AS VP »
Posted By jovial 10 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
" The choice of Reagan is also a positive for McCain because he will look young and vigorous compared to Reagan and he will look more attentive," Schnieder said. " I couldn't have suggested a better choice," said Dlck Cheney, " except for me, of course."
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Grew up In Brooklyn. Joined the Navy in 1976 stayed in 10 years. Aircraft Electronics tech. Worked for Major Govt. contractor then settled in California ...
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BronxBomber10 months, 2 weeks ago
I see the commonality..one is totally dead, and the other dead from the neck up.
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lbrtyordeath10 months, 2 weeks ago
::wipes eyes:: ROTFLMAO....I really did laugh VERY hard at this one.
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Searchbeam10 months, 2 weeks ago
It is not just his old age and senility, but the venom in his attacks and total ignorance of the real world that we live in.
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- Such as Czechoslovakia, that hasn't been around for more than 10 years,
- His ignorance of the map, when he says that Iraq has a common border with Afghanistan.
And he just loves to lie and fabricate, such as calling the respected civil rights leader John Lewis as his friend and adviser (Lewis rejected that claim the very next day!).
Or calling that little boy in NH a jerk for asking a tough question, faithfully recorded by TV cameras!
He doesn't even know how many houses he owns.
I wonder if he knows how many toes he has!
What a laughing stock! Seems as stupid as ...
Dumbya?
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HMMace10 months, 2 weeks ago
Ronald Reagon was a two faced SOB---it was O K for him to belong to the screen acters union, but the union for the air traffic guys was not....and- guess what--the equipmebt they needed then--they still do not have..The american dream is O K for me--but not for you...
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jovial10 months, 2 weeks ago
Let's pick up the momentum here. Laughter is the best medicine..
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Early one morning during the Presidential Campaign, John McCain heard a knock on his front door. He opened the door to find a high-school-age girl wearing a "Vote for McCain" t-shirt.
"I saw you on TV last night, debating with the other candidates," she said.
McCain nodded. "The other candidates say I'm too old," he said. "They say I'm losing my memory and that I won't be able to remember the names of foreign leaders if I'm elected. But I'm going to prove them wrong."
"Good," said the girl.
"Now tell me, young lady," said McCain, "what is your name?"
The girl looked confused. "It's ME, Grandpa." -
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jovial10 months, 2 weeks ago
Or this one..
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One night, after a televised debate, John McCain and Barack Obama ran into each other backstage.
"You know, John," said Obama, "out there in the debates you and I are damaging each other's reputation. Why don't we settle this contest like men? You and I will have our own private competition, and then whoever loses will endorse the other candidate."
"What type of competition do you have in mind?" asked McCain.
"A game of basketball," said Obama.
"No way," said McCain with a grin. "You're a foot taller than me -- it wouldn't be fair."
"O.K.," said Obama. "Then how about a foot race?"
"No, that's not fair either," said McCain. "I'm twenty years older than you, and I don't have much endurance left."
"Well what would you propose?" asked Obama.
"How about a speed-talking contest?" said McCain. "We'll both be given a speech, and whoever reads it fastest wins."
"No, that's not fair to me," said Obama. "I can only talk out of one side of my mouth." -
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alakazam10 months, 2 weeks ago
Jeanne D'Arc ...Right straight to the Gates of Hell.
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A Lady like that I would follow...and gladly.
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ameliog10 months, 2 weeks ago
Smart move on McCain's part. It creates a more youthful ticket and would bring in the Reagan voters.
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Poulenc10 months, 2 weeks ago
Or what about Ilsa Koch?
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The slogan?
"She may be the b*itch of Buchenwald--but she's OUR b*itch" -
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bill293610 months, 2 weeks ago
Speaking of Obama and a VP pick, could it be that no one wants to be his VP pick? Note that no matter how liberal a politican is, the one thing they are very conservative about is their political career. With that in mind, if you were Obama's running mate and the Dems fail to win , who will be blamed; Teflon Obama, or the running mate? Now if you were a politician, would you commit potential political suicide?
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jovial10 months, 2 weeks ago
John McCain was driving his "Straight Talk Express" bus home to Arizona when he got a frantic call on his cell phone from his wife Cindy. "Be careful, John," she warned him. "I just heard on the news that there's someone driving the wrong way on the highway." John replied, "There's not just one. There's hundreds of them!"
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nikkibabe10 months, 2 weeks ago
He will pick the PIG from CT who also happens to be the old man's ear piece.
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It will be recreation of popular HBO comic "BEAVIS & BU@@HEAD".
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BronxBomber10 months, 2 weeks ago
Yes, and he was a ballet dancer,it figures,"Raygun" dances with words and his son just dances..
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Dave5910 months, 2 weeks ago
Good old Ronald Ray-Gun. The star wars boy. Too bad he's stiffed out in a hole in California. He might actually make McCain look good. But then I'm not sure if McCain is stiffed out as well and just has not had the good grace to fall over yet. McCain/ Reagan what a frigging ticket. ROFLMAO
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Georgia5010 months, 2 weeks ago
Problem is, compared to Obama, everyone is a Ronald Reagan. One simply cannot out-left him.
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