McCAIN TO PICK RONALD REAGAN AS VP »

Posted By jovial 1 year, 3 months ago in Humor

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" The choice of Reagan is also a positive for McCain because he will look young and vigorous compared to Reagan and he will look more attentive," Schnieder said. " I couldn't have suggested a better choice," said Dlck Cheney, " except for me, of course."

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    jovial1 year, 3 months ago

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    The cat is out of the bag. McCain chose Ronald Reagan as his running mate. Obama in a last minute effort to try to counter the popularity of McCain's decision has chosen to select John F. Kennedy. The spokesman for John Kennedy had no response.

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    lbrtyordeath1 year, 3 months ago

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    ::wipes eyes:: ROTFLMAO....I really did laugh VERY hard at this one.

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      Spadecaller1 year, 3 months ago

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      If Reagan was alive with Alzheimer's disease, I might consider him a viable candidate.

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      smithichie1 year, 3 months ago

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      Reminds me of the oldie but goodie joke.
      Q. What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?
      A. Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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      lbrtyordeath1 year, 3 months ago

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      Yes I'll pass on Reagan as well.

      I always hear people like Endo saying that Liberals view Clinton's presidency with rose colored glasses.

      What about the people who think Reagan was a good President?

      HA!

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      jovial1 year, 3 months ago

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      Let's pick up the momentum here. Laughter is the best medicine..
      Early one morning during the Presidential Campaign, John McCain heard a knock on his front door. He opened the door to find a high-school-age girl wearing a "Vote for McCain" t-shirt.

      "I saw you on TV last night, debating with the other candidates," she said.

      McCain nodded. "The other candidates say I'm too old," he said. "They say I'm losing my memory and that I won't be able to remember the names of foreign leaders if I'm elected. But I'm going to prove them wrong."

      "Good," said the girl.

      "Now tell me, young lady," said McCain, "what is your name?"

      The girl looked confused. "It's ME, Grandpa."

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        jovial1 year, 3 months ago

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        Or this one..
        One night, after a televised debate, John McCain and Barack Obama ran into each other backstage.

        "You know, John," said Obama, "out there in the debates you and I are damaging each other's reputation. Why don't we settle this contest like men? You and I will have our own private competition, and then whoever loses will endorse the other candidate."

        "What type of competition do you have in mind?" asked McCain.

        "A game of basketball," said Obama.

        "No way," said McCain with a grin. "You're a foot taller than me -- it wouldn't be fair."

        "O.K.," said Obama. "Then how about a foot race?"

        "No, that's not fair either," said McCain. "I'm twenty years older than you, and I don't have much endurance left."

        "Well what would you propose?" asked Obama.

        "How about a speed-talking contest?" said McCain. "We'll both be given a speech, and whoever reads it fastest wins."

        "No, that's not fair to me," said Obama. "I can only talk out of one side of my mouth."

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          Poulenc1 year, 3 months ago

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          But wouldn't a women by more appropriate?

          Maggie Thatcher?

          Marie Antoinette?

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          ameliog1 year, 3 months ago

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          Smart move on McCain's part. It creates a more youthful ticket and would bring in the Reagan voters.

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            Poulenc1 year, 3 months ago

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            Or what about Ilsa Koch?

            The slogan?

            "She may be the b*itch of Buchenwald--but she's OUR b*itch"

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              bill29361 year, 3 months ago

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              Speaking of Obama and a VP pick, could it be that no one wants to be his VP pick? Note that no matter how liberal a politican is, the one thing they are very conservative about is their political career. With that in mind, if you were Obama's running mate and the Dems fail to win , who will be blamed; Teflon Obama, or the running mate? Now if you were a politician, would you commit potential political suicide?

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              jovial1 year, 3 months ago

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              John McCain was driving his "Straight Talk Express" bus home to Arizona when he got a frantic call on his cell phone from his wife Cindy. "Be careful, John," she warned him. "I just heard on the news that there's someone driving the wrong way on the highway." John replied, "There's not just one. There's hundreds of them!"

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                nikkibabe1 year, 3 months ago

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                He will pick the PIG from CT who also happens to be the old man's ear piece.

                It will be recreation of popular HBO comic "BEAVIS & BU@@HEAD".

                I am not allowed to spell the second name fully for fear of spam. I hope you get the idea.

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                  protoham1 year, 3 months ago

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                  My first take on this was Ron Reagan? You do know that President Ronald Reagan had a son with the same name.

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                  Janeyre1 year, 3 months ago

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                  This was a fine conclusion to my Friday. Thanks all, for the laughs. I wish it could be this way on other posts...

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                  RobertLCrocker1 year, 3 months ago

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                  Totally stupid article. Let's talk about something relevant.

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                  Dave591 year, 3 months ago

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                  Good old Ronald Ray-Gun. The star wars boy. Too bad he's stiffed out in a hole in California. He might actually make McCain look good. But then I'm not sure if McCain is stiffed out as well and just has not had the good grace to fall over yet. McCain/ Reagan what a frigging ticket. ROFLMAO

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                    soeasytohate1 year, 3 months ago

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                    i lol'd

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                      inverse1 year, 3 months ago

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                      McCain will certainly win if he pick Hillary Clinton as his running mate.

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                      Georgia501 year, 3 months ago

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                      Problem is, compared to Obama, everyone is a Ronald Reagan. One simply cannot out-left him.

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