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Posted By ind06 1 year, 4 months ago in HumorEVANSTON, IL—The parents of recently admitted bisexual Jeremy Lambert said they completely half-understand their 19-year-old son's lifestyle choice and are 50 percent behind him no matter what happens, sources reported Monday.
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david_nwpa1 year, 4 months ago
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This is the second time I have read this story on here. I let out a guffaw or half-laugh the first time. This time, I let out a complete laugh. I half-got it the first time, but now I get it completely.
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On a side note: if ambidextrous means the ability to use both hands equally well, why aren't people ambisexual? -
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icono11 year, 4 months ago
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""I know it must have been tough for him to come out and tell us part of what he had to say. He should be very proud of half of himself."
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Well now.... if half of him is 'out' where oh where could the other half be?
Out in limbo land still thinking about it?
But since mom is 3/4 for him( An' we all know that mom's have the ruling vote in any family situation.) that leaves 1/4 of him to be accepted so maybe the 3/4 of him that is accepted is still trying to convince the other 1/4th to 'come out' because what is good for 3/4 ths of him is a majority of the 4ths ie, a majority of the minorities; for as Voltaire said in Candide..."And they who assert that everything is right, do not express themselves correctly; they should say that everything is best." So the dissenting 1/4 th should do what is best for the accepted 3/4ths and go with the majority of 4ths.
Hummm.... need another drink on that one.-
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uncle-dave1 year, 4 months ago
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I'll meet you at the bar, icono1 all drinks 1/2 price, I'm buyin'!
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http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/5922d576/754cd590-
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icono11 year, 4 months ago
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Big ****'s Half Way Inn!!!!!!!!!!!! with a gift shop!!!
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hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!............See ya there.
this reminds me of a story a working girl/stripper told me once about Big ****'s and Gifts...... ahhh this is a family site isn't it......
hummmm.............. better not repeat that story.
But here is a hint; to some people, size does matter.-
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icono11 year, 4 months ago
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Could be......
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But as a fiend friend of mine once said..."A little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing."
A little coke and a little rum and a little ice and well, a little something else; I'll take halfy of that.
Oooops sorry uncle dave and ind, didn't mean to butt in but I'm halfy lit.
hummmm ......... I like that "halfy hour". -
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icono11 year, 4 months ago
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Nope. No tests.
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I just like to sit around and think out the bizarre numerical logic of the situation;
the prefix bi usually means 'two' or in this case 'I'm half this and I'm half that. So the kid is bisexual but his mom is only 3/4 convinced. so what happened to the 1/2 of the 1/2 or 1/4 that she is missing.
Can you imagine this exchange." Mom I'm bisexual." to which mom says," well ok, but I only 3/4 ths believe you." Talk about throwing a monkey wrench into the kids logic.
Also, I don't make up tests because
Using the words of a famous politician;
"That is above my pay grade."
LOL
well gotta go and finish my drink. It is halfy hour for me.
Enjoy y'all.-
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y_soitenly1 year, 4 months ago
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icono1,
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Did you ever meet this fine lady?
I saw her on the Jimmy Kimmel show last night.
http://www.kissmymath.com/bio/ -
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Poulenc1 year, 4 months ago
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But seriously, folks....the problem here is the idea that two of something equals one and/or one.
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I'm reminded of Woody Allen's line about the big advantage of being bisexual: you have a greater chance of getting a date on Saturday night.
Of course bisexuality is an "imposed" notion: human sexuality resists being boxed--many of move along a continuum of sexual expression, at different times in our lives, for different reasons, in response to different circumstances.-
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ind061 year, 4 months ago
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Woody also said "There's nothing wrong with masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
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Science has yet to establish a link between the percentage of a person's day spent pursuing onanism and level of hirsuteness to the hand's inner surface.
Research continues among many young scientists.
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