Biggest Loser In High School Adjusts To Being Ordinary Loser In College »

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COLUMBIA, SC—University of South Carolina loser freshman Robert Larkin, formerly the anchor of Norrix High School's weekly news broadcast and district-wide record holder for perfect attendance, has faced stiff competition from the campus's nearly 27,000 other students to retain his title as the school's biggest nobody, sources reported Tuesday.

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    ind0610 months, 1 week ago

    It's hard to lose successfully.

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    BronxBomber10 months, 1 week ago

    It must be soooo horrid to be such a loser...I heard that even as a child, Robert Larkin's imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.

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      uncle-dave10 months, 1 week ago

      Bobby Larkin is NOT a loser!
      Radio Shack is looking for guys just like Bobby!

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      Beau789010 months, 1 week ago

      I completely understand Larkin. The Chicago Cubs have successfully lost for 99 years. If they ever win a Series, they'll lose what makes them special!

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      y_soitenly10 months, 1 week ago

      Robert Larkin's shadow, didn't even want to be seen near him.

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      Charlson10 months, 1 week ago

      You're really a loser if even your parents don't recognize you. Or at least don't want too.

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      Mdiar10 months, 1 week ago

      College takes losing competitively to a new level.

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      nelson8w810 months, 1 week ago

      Serious story)

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