6-Year-Old Stares Down Botomless Abyss Of Formal Schooling »
Posted By ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
CARPENTERSVILLE, IL - Local first-grader Connor Bolduc, 6, experienced the first inkling of a coming lifetime of existential dread Monday upon recognizing his cruel destiny to participate in compulsory education for the better part of the next two decades, sources reported.
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Ciera-Marie10 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm a product of Catholic School to! Except after the "Pointer Sisters and their equivalent in priests" retired we were left with the following:
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"If looks could kill you'd be dead via daggers!"
Nails a lot on the chalkboard (seriously, what it says).
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berkeley10 months, 2 weeks ago
the clearest example of an anti-school is detailed in the book, summerhill by a.s.neill.
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Charlson10 months, 2 weeks ago
School was a bore and was taught at too slow of a pace. So to alleviate the boredom and pick up the pace I became the class clown. But didn't work all the time since I ended up camping out in the vice principal's office at least 2-3 times a week. And that was a lot more painful type of boredom than what a class clown could endure.
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Sludge-Guzzler10 months, 2 weeks ago
I can't figure out where I spent the most time. In class or in detention. I think it was about 50 / 50
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dandt161210 months, 2 weeks ago
Bless his heart, he is a cutie. Hang in there Connor it's not all bad.
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amazed10 months, 2 weeks ago
At the end of her kindergarten year, my cousin decided that they had wasted enough of her time and she was done. Her mother told her she had 16 years more to go before she was done (13 of grade school and high school, 4 years of college). My cousin, who was only allowed to stop doing an activity after the session she had originally signed up for was finished) replied, " Well, if I had known it would be that long, I never would have started!"
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Harbeas10 months, 2 weeks ago
For those who think the article is right, what would you have done if you didn't have to go to school. How would you have prepared for the job market and the rest of your life?
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sayssimon10 months, 2 weeks ago
i'm confused of what this articles is even talking about.
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UltraLeft10 months, 2 weeks ago
Cheer up Connor and don't worry! Why, you'll be growing up in a country where there are no schools! Where people are proud to do subsistence farming and share-cropping! Where everyone keeps in top shape by riding bicycles to work for their 80 hour weeks! Where there is no money (weell, some money but it's all worthlessly inflated, kid) and barter is the rule! And you won't have to worry about buying your own home either, Connor, because you'll be living in an abandoned factory dorm, if you're lucky that is!
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Yes, Connor, welcome to Third World USA, the real Cheney/Bush Legacy!
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