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Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 10 months ago in Humor

With all the candidates covered with slime and mud, Radio Free Europa and Tehranchik's co- presidency becomes more and more of a sure bet!. This is the dream ticket America has been waiting for. They can drink Hillary under the table and voted with Bush ZERO % of the time.

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    Radiofreeeuropa10 months ago

    My fellow Americans, lend me your greenbacks. Ask not what your President is doing to you, but what you can do to make it last longer! I shall return! Four score and seven beers ago our feathers fell off on this consonant a new nation contrived by libertines dedicated to the proposition that all men are created eagles. Now we are engaged in a fake culture war testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. But seriously folks,.....2 pots in every sink and all.

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    memestryker10 months ago

    Love the video! I'm low on greenbacks, and I don't drink, but I think I have an intact Belgian chocolate bunny left over from Easter I can send along, if you don't mind re-gifting!

    Go Radiofreeeuropa and Tehranchik!

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    chevydog10 months ago

    Good luck. Anyone who can drink Hillary under the table is worth at least a look. (Notice that nobody has ever claimed to be able to do that to Bill.) But, to repeat what Joseph Kennedy once said, "I won't pay for a single vote more than necessary!"

    Glad to see that NJ will be involved in the campaign. The state is home to many fine wines -- Bayonne Beaujolais, Trenton Tokay, and Seacacus Sauterne. Not to mention Middlesex Merlot. Used liberally for bribes, they will take you far.

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    Bkumm10 months ago

    According to the poll on the web-site 100% of the people think that RFE and TC will take the White House. Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have a landslide on our hands.

    I believe. Do you?

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    dunkirk10 months ago

    Time for a grass roots candidate who at least waits a speech or two before forgetting what they say.

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    Radiofreeeuropa10 months ago

    My longhaired opponent claims-My Friends, Don't change horsemen in mid-apocalypse. Especially when the exit strategy is "the rapture".
    But I say It's the enchilada stupid!

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    tehranchik10 months ago

    No special interests (unless we know you really well)

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    jordan1110 months ago

    LMAO! If you'll sell those posters, I'll put them in my yard. Oh hell, I'll put them all over town!

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      tehranchik10 months ago

      Let me consult with my co-partner on this. RFE ---I think all Canadians should be able to vote twice. Once from Canada and once from the states----what do you think?

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      RickyDawkins10 months ago

      There is a severe chance of victory :)

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        jovial10 months ago

        YES WE CAN!

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          gamahuche10 months ago

          I'd offer you my services to write foul and disgusting rumours about the opposition but that seems to be covered already.
          WAIT - I could write them about you guys or do you already have disinformation covered??
          All night gang-bangs and hoovering up yard-long lines could bring in lots of support - as long as you can cover the ante on that.
          You won't even have to show up for the shoot - we can photo-shop you in easy.
          That should take care of the independents.
          As for finishing off the hard-core Bushites - that's easy; theyre'll all wandering around with blank looks saying "Who he?"
          Some cut-and-paste porn footage of McS and the beauty queen will be a sinch of there's not already some for sale on e-bay.
          As for Obama - that's a tough call! I can only suggest a heart-to-heart , a promise that he can stand in the very moment that you feel your 15 minutes are up.. and that "You just keep me hanging on" won't have to be his anthem..

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          Locky1210 months ago

          I just have to comment....
          Shows how much faith you have in Obama/Biden.
          Especially after Palin's speech.

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          socialnetworkin10 months ago

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1hDHCDh18Y
          I vote this video
          (from the RNC)

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          cowboygrandpa10 months ago

          Rfe, tehranchik:

          ROTFLMAO hahahahahaahaaa.

          Glad you have experience fighting monsters.
          Because the house of ill representation, and the "my vote is for sale" senate. Are truly that.

          Reminds me of the seven headed hydra and Methuselah all in one.

          Yep, write it in folks. Vote often, vote early and late. The other two parties do so why wait?

          Thanks for the invite.

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            Ratskii10 months ago

            Does Tehranchik really look like the redhead riding the horse-like animal in the poster. I think I'm in love.

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            globalwarmer10 months ago

            Your biggest opponent is spongebob but I can't find any dirt on him.

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            cosmogenium10 months ago

            Voted with Bush ZERO percent of the time? That makes you 100% perfect! You had my vote from the start.

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              flyonthewallzz10 months ago

              Sorry Radio:
              I think I may begin sowing seeds of dissent under the platform.
              My concern is an aesthetic one:
              I am sure you will understand.
              In order for you to place Tehranchik’s image in the second place you had to reverse it so that it looked correct.
              I always think of Tehranchik as facing the issues head on.
              I think of her as standing on the left with the light washing her face.
              I do not know the other side of her.
              HMMM… I have not read the story yet: I was so struck by the reversal I felt compelled to bust some stones first.

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                flyonthewallzz10 months ago

                It took me a bit longer, but I noticed that you reversed yourself too!
                I thought flip-flopping was dangerous for a political candidate.
                Short sheeting and sock stealing is child's play.
                Now taking out the light switch and leaving the bare wires out is shocking.
                Another variation is to pull the hinge pins, so that the door crashes to the floor before, the person reaches for the light switch.
                I really should not be showing my evil side.

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                fsev4110 months ago

                I'm sorry but I can't promise my vote until I know who your favorite preachers are. Oh yea, do you have any teen age daughters?

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                ladylou410 months ago

                True to form campaigning, lovely styles and stabs, and one step closer to freedom. Don't ever stop making us laugh!!

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                Ciera-Marie10 months ago

                RFE/TC all the way. I say Gama for Press Secretary and the rest of your cabinet is up to you.

                Let me know what I can do to help.

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                dwemm10 months ago

                RFE, please. I'd like a political appointment to the National Endowment for the Arts! I pledge to do my best to insure that all artists are well-endowed.

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                CRYMTYPHON10 months ago

                I pledge to bring in the Crymtyphon-American votes. We are a large if isolated group, often denied the right to vote for petty petty reasons.

                                   

                LUVMYCRYMTYPHONS                 0%
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                        I can vote! It's my mom who can't!.

                                   

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                        We want Goppy to be Secretary of Education.

                                   

                DROPKICKCRYMTYPHONS                 0% >
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                        I think those monsters were photoshoped and were not real. But I am not sure who knows so I will vote for these people to be safe.

                                   

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                        RFE/TC - the weird that we deserve.

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                fsev4110 months ago

                Nice thread, no wingnuts. After much consideration you have my votes, all i can get in.
                PS - Can I please have the voting machine concession?

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