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Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 10 months ago in HumorWith all the candidates covered with slime and mud, Radio Free Europa and Tehranchik's co- presidency becomes more and more of a sure bet!. This is the dream ticket America has been waiting for. They can drink Hillary under the table and voted with Bush ZERO % of the time.
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Radiofreeeuropa10 months ago
My fellow Americans, lend me your greenbacks. Ask not what your President is doing to you, but what you can do to make it last longer! I shall return! Four score and seven beers ago our feathers fell off on this consonant a new nation contrived by libertines dedicated to the proposition that all men are created eagles. Now we are engaged in a fake culture war testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. But seriously folks,.....2 pots in every sink and all.
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chevydog10 months ago
Good luck. Anyone who can drink Hillary under the table is worth at least a look. (Notice that nobody has ever claimed to be able to do that to Bill.) But, to repeat what Joseph Kennedy once said, "I won't pay for a single vote more than necessary!"
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Glad to see that NJ will be involved in the campaign. The state is home to many fine wines -- Bayonne Beaujolais, Trenton Tokay, and Seacacus Sauterne. Not to mention Middlesex Merlot. Used liberally for bribes, they will take you far.-
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Radiofreeeuropa10 months ago
At least Koolaid is not a popular drink in the "garden state".
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And the nations oldest distillery which remains a family business to this day is here...
The bottlers of Applejack.
A Jersey Devil- 4parts Applejack, 2parts cranberry juice, i part Grand Marnier, (any triple sec will do if your on a budget or still calling fried potatoes freedom fries) and one part lime juice. combine with ice and shake well.
After a few of these regional libations the Boss is king, gas is cheap and the Giants win the Superbowl. ....hmmm.
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CRYMTYPHON10 months ago
I believe!
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of course, I believe the easter bunny lost a tooth in a fight with a fairy to save Oz from Bigfoot. But let the liberal press try to prove he didn't. Ha.
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jordan1110 months ago
LMAO! If you'll sell those posters, I'll put them in my yard. Oh hell, I'll put them all over town!
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gamahuche10 months ago
I'd offer you my services to write foul and disgusting rumours about the opposition but that seems to be covered already.
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WAIT - I could write them about you guys or do you already have disinformation covered??
All night gang-bangs and hoovering up yard-long lines could bring in lots of support - as long as you can cover the ante on that.
You won't even have to show up for the shoot - we can photo-shop you in easy.
That should take care of the independents.
As for finishing off the hard-core Bushites - that's easy; theyre'll all wandering around with blank looks saying "Who he?"
Some cut-and-paste porn footage of McS and the beauty queen will be a sinch of there's not already some for sale on e-bay.
As for Obama - that's a tough call! I can only suggest a heart-to-heart , a promise that he can stand in the very moment that you feel your 15 minutes are up.. and that "You just keep me hanging on" won't have to be his anthem.. -
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Locky1210 months ago
I just have to comment....
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Shows how much faith you have in Obama/Biden.
Especially after Palin's speech.-
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Radiofreeeuropa10 months ago
No, it shows how bored and how badly we needed a diversion to keep from vomiting during the Grand Oil Party's convention. And conventional it is, Guns God and Gays (still? really? - the contrived "culture war"? How about the record of DISMAL FAILURE, unparalleled corruption , and economic sabotage? Did you think no one was looking?
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As for (what was that name again?) Palin, she managed to read Bush's speech without shooting herself...now that's an accomplishment. (Something Bush can't do). Frankly Tehranchik and I can read too so we are not particularly impressed. I know this may seem like quite an accomplishment after 8 years of simian noises, but it's all relative.
It shows the degree of mistrust we have in our votes being counted, and it shows we have a sense of humor which is a welcome diversion from the "reality" of arresting journalists and beating up protesters.
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Radiofreeeuropa10 months ago
Once upon a time the GOP actually was for libertarian notions. But in the last 60 years their record especially in economic matters is horrendously opposite. I have voted for libertarians in the past in state and local elections, but unless they can put together some much larger numbers of supporters it's an impossibility to compete against the 2 major parties in a federal election. I like Bob Barr, he has become a good spokesman for the libertarians and Ron Paul has been an honorable congressman.
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I don't understand why he doesn't just join the libertarian party though, most libertarians in the GOP left decades ago. It's hard to imagine Joe Lieberman being invited and Ron Paul not.... what am I saying ?No it's not. They probably hate the guy more than Clinton!
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cowboygrandpa10 months ago
Rfe, tehranchik:
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ROTFLMAO hahahahahaahaaa.
Glad you have experience fighting monsters.
Because the house of ill representation, and the "my vote is for sale" senate. Are truly that.
Reminds me of the seven headed hydra and Methuselah all in one.
Yep, write it in folks. Vote often, vote early and late. The other two parties do so why wait?
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Radiofreeeuropa10 months ago
He is indeed the biggest concern, Jerry Falwell said he was gay though, so wingnuts will likely have him assassinated before the general. We have unnamed sources who claim he has accepted illegal contributions from the "Chum Bucket". Can a cartoon with no genitalia whatsoever even be gay? Can a cartoon be assassinated? I think only by another cartoon. Anyway I guess you didn't get the e-mail from the RNC.
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He's a secret Muslim, so since HockeyMom says the Iraq war is a mission from GOD -(the one who carries an assault rifle and hates everyone but Pat Robertson), I guess she's just the cartoon to take him down!
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cosmogenium10 months ago
Voted with Bush ZERO percent of the time? That makes you 100% perfect! You had my vote from the start.
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flyonthewallzz10 months ago
Sorry Radio:
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I think I may begin sowing seeds of dissent under the platform.
My concern is an aesthetic one:
I am sure you will understand.
In order for you to place Tehranchik’s image in the second place you had to reverse it so that it looked correct.
I always think of Tehranchik as facing the issues head on.
I think of her as standing on the left with the light washing her face.
I do not know the other side of her.
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flyonthewallzz10 months ago
It took me a bit longer, but I noticed that you reversed yourself too!
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I thought flip-flopping was dangerous for a political candidate.
Short sheeting and sock stealing is child's play.
Now taking out the light switch and leaving the bare wires out is shocking.
Another variation is to pull the hinge pins, so that the door crashes to the floor before, the person reaches for the light switch.
I really should not be showing my evil side.-
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tehranchik10 months ago
fly---I think we are going to have to create a position for you in the cabinet. I can see that you have a true visual grasp of the situation.
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fsev4110 months ago
I'm sorry but I can't promise my vote until I know who your favorite preachers are. Oh yea, do you have any teen age daughters?
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Radiofreeeuropa10 months ago
LOL!
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I like Dalai Lama .
My daughter is 21, and no she isn't.
But I will brag about her though, She graduated with degrees in computational physics and biology a year early from an honors program. She is conducting research in nanotechnology and genetics at a major Medical College and teaches Astronomy at another college. She is presenting her research at an international conference of physicists later next month. She really should be president, but I doubt she's interested. -
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CRYMTYPHON10 months ago
I pledge to bring in the Crymtyphon-American votes. We are a large if isolated group, often denied the right to vote for petty petty reasons.
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I can vote! It's my mom who can't!.
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We want Goppy to be Secretary of Education.
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I think those monsters were photoshoped and were not real. But I am not sure who knows so I will vote for these people to be safe.
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RFE/TC - the weird that we deserve. -
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fsev4110 months ago
Nice thread, no wingnuts. After much consideration you have my votes, all i can get in.
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PS - Can I please have the voting machine concession?
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