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Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 1 year, 4 months ago in HumorWith all the candidates covered with slime and mud, Radio Free Europa and Tehranchik's co- presidency becomes more and more of a sure bet!. This is the dream ticket America has been waiting for. They can drink Hillary under the table and voted with Bush ZERO % of the time.
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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My fellow Americans, lend me your greenbacks. Ask not what your President is doing to you, but what you can do to make it last longer! I shall return! Four score and seven beers ago our feathers fell off on this consonant a new nation contrived by libertines dedicated to the proposition that all men are created eagles. Now we are engaged in a fake culture war testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. But seriously folks,.....2 pots in every sink and all.
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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All we need really is someone to hack the voting machines, and I believe we have that covered. But we do like chocolate. And thanks for your support! We promise never to forget who's White House it really is no matter how much Exxon and Haliburton attempt to bribe us!!!!
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chevydog1 year, 4 months ago
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Good luck. Anyone who can drink Hillary under the table is worth at least a look. (Notice that nobody has ever claimed to be able to do that to Bill.) But, to repeat what Joseph Kennedy once said, "I won't pay for a single vote more than necessary!"
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Glad to see that NJ will be involved in the campaign. The state is home to many fine wines -- Bayonne Beaujolais, Trenton Tokay, and Seacacus Sauterne. Not to mention Middlesex Merlot. Used liberally for bribes, they will take you far.-
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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At least Koolaid is not a popular drink in the "garden state".
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And the nations oldest distillery which remains a family business to this day is here...
The bottlers of Applejack.
A Jersey Devil- 4parts Applejack, 2parts cranberry juice, i part Grand Marnier, (any triple sec will do if your on a budget or still calling fried potatoes freedom fries) and one part lime juice. combine with ice and shake well.
After a few of these regional libations the Boss is king, gas is cheap and the Giants win the Superbowl. ....hmmm.
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RickyDawkins1 year, 4 months ago
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The one and only...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmH6oXE77jk
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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We want your soul
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no really we do....
http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/
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tehranchik1 year, 4 months ago
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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We are anticipating success in particularly in the deceased population which our opponents have not managed to "close the deal" with. This is a largely untapped demographic (except in Florida). By all means do vote early and do vote often.
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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Paulson? well if dead people can vote I don't see any reason they can't run for office. Though there are plenty of brain dead people in Washington so I don't think anyone will notice. We'll appoint him Cheney's chief council at the treason hearing. And to be non partisan we'll let Palin play hockey with Cheneys head afterwards .
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gamahuche1 year, 4 months ago
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I'd offer you my services to write foul and disgusting rumours about the opposition but that seems to be covered already.
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WAIT - I could write them about you guys or do you already have disinformation covered??
All night gang-bangs and hoovering up yard-long lines could bring in lots of support - as long as you can cover the ante on that.
You won't even have to show up for the shoot - we can photo-shop you in easy.
That should take care of the independents.
As for finishing off the hard-core Bushites - that's easy; theyre'll all wandering around with blank looks saying "Who he?"
Some cut-and-paste porn footage of McS and the beauty queen will be a sinch of there's not already some for sale on e-bay.
As for Obama - that's a tough call! I can only suggest a heart-to-heart , a promise that he can stand in the very moment that you feel your 15 minutes are up.. and that "You just keep me hanging on" won't have to be his anthem.. -
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socialnetworkin1 year, 4 months ago
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1hDHCDh18Y
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I vote this video
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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Once upon a time the GOP actually was for libertarian notions. But in the last 60 years their record especially in economic matters is horrendously opposite. I have voted for libertarians in the past in state and local elections, but unless they can put together some much larger numbers of supporters it's an impossibility to compete against the 2 major parties in a federal election. I like Bob Barr, he has become a good spokesman for the libertarians and Ron Paul has been an honorable congressman.
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I don't understand why he doesn't just join the libertarian party though, most libertarians in the GOP left decades ago. It's hard to imagine Joe Lieberman being invited and Ron Paul not.... what am I saying ?No it's not. They probably hate the guy more than Clinton!-
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Shadowolf1 year, 4 months ago
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...in Lincolns day, it was the DEMOCRATS that favored statis quo ante, and the newfounded REPUBLICANS who favored change...a philosophical do-si-do has occured over the years...but here we are now; and the Republicans the party of lies,smears and fears...So 'Whaa-"F"ing whaa NeoConArtists"
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you buys yer ticket an' makes yer choice...and quit trying to divert that damned Egyptian river over here!!!
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cowboygrandpa1 year, 4 months ago
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Rfe, tehranchik:
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ROTFLMAO hahahahahaahaaa.
Glad you have experience fighting monsters.
Because the house of ill representation, and the "my vote is for sale" senate. Are truly that.
Reminds me of the seven headed hydra and Methuselah all in one.
Yep, write it in folks. Vote often, vote early and late. The other two parties do so why wait?
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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Yeah, that photo was taken last week...
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I like the hat you wore in the other poster.
simple lines, yet delicate and bold.simultaneously..
...A nice analogy of your politics
You know I've never had a single disagreement with my co president.
Not one. That is amazing. I have more disagreements with myself than Tehranchik. So we are ready to lead even before day one. Yes!- we have discovered a hole in the time space continuum and can travel 10 seconds into the future! So we will be ready a FULL 10 seconds before Day one!!!
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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He is indeed the biggest concern, Jerry Falwell said he was gay though, so wingnuts will likely have him assassinated before the general. We have unnamed sources who claim he has accepted illegal contributions from the "Chum Bucket". Can a cartoon with no genitalia whatsoever even be gay? Can a cartoon be assassinated? I think only by another cartoon. Anyway I guess you didn't get the e-mail from the RNC.
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He's a secret Muslim, so since HockeyMom says the Iraq war is a mission from GOD -(the one who carries an assault rifle and hates everyone but Pat Robertson), I guess she's just the cartoon to take him down!-
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flyonthewallzz1 year, 4 months ago
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Sorry Radio:
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I think I may begin sowing seeds of dissent under the platform.
My concern is an aesthetic one:
I am sure you will understand.
In order for you to place Tehranchik’s image in the second place you had to reverse it so that it looked correct.
I always think of Tehranchik as facing the issues head on.
I think of her as standing on the left with the light washing her face.
I do not know the other side of her.
HMMM… I have not read the story yet: I was so struck by the reversal I felt compelled to bust some stones first. -
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flyonthewallzz1 year, 4 months ago
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It took me a bit longer, but I noticed that you reversed yourself too!
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I thought flip-flopping was dangerous for a political candidate.
Short sheeting and sock stealing is child's play.
Now taking out the light switch and leaving the bare wires out is shocking.
Another variation is to pull the hinge pins, so that the door crashes to the floor before, the person reaches for the light switch.
I really should not be showing my evil side.-
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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Well if it's any consolation I reversed mine too.
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But I figure we can probably squeeze at least one more "campaign news" article out of this before the election, so I will attempt to reverse them again in the next propaganda assault.-
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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Doh!
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that's so annoying, It seems to happen only if you put a good deal of thought into the reply too. Rather than try to reproduce it I usually just fugetaboudit! and move on. I wonder if there is a dimension in which those comments exist with the single socks that disappear in the dryer?-
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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Oh, and unlike some of those other political parties, we welcome dissent.
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This nation owes it's existence to dissent!
The importance of dissent is obvious here-
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,—That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
So as I promised if elected I will cast the first stone at myself!
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flyonthewallzz1 year, 4 months ago
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Even if we use socks as flags and fly them falsely?
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I recently acquired unimaginable wealth.
I bought 20 pair of socks all the same.
It cost less than a case of beer*.
I figure I have the the sock gremlins on hold for at least 4 months.
A side note:
One of the Ukrainian laborers who I work with was going to night school to learn English, He was an electrical engineer in his home country.
At any rate the teacher was going over the words that describe clothing.
He had to ask: "What means this socks!"
"Where I work everyone says "This Socks!""
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Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago
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LOL!
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I like Dalai Lama .
My daughter is 21, and no she isn't.
But I will brag about her though, She graduated with degrees in computational physics and biology a year early from an honors program. She is conducting research in nanotechnology and genetics at a major Medical College and teaches Astronomy at another college. She is presenting her research at an international conference of physicists later next month. She really should be president, but I doubt she's interested.-
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Ciera-Marie1 year, 4 months ago
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Dept of Interior? Hmmmm, well as long as I can pick my staff you're on. Anyone see Beeboppin' lately? She's on my staff.
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To the rest who may what to be part of my staff, do not call me, I'll call you.
No earmarks!
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CRYMTYPHON1 year, 4 months ago
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I pledge to bring in the Crymtyphon-American votes. We are a large if isolated group, often denied the right to vote for petty petty reasons.
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LUVMYCRYMTYPHONS 0%
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I can vote! It's my mom who can't!.
RADIOFREECRYMS 0% >
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We want Goppy to be Secretary of Education.
DROPKICKCRYMTYPHONS 0% >
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I think those monsters were photoshoped and were not real. But I am not sure who knows so I will vote for these people to be safe.
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RFE/TC - the weird that we deserve. -
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