DEMOCRACY INACTION - The Presidential Debate »

Posted By Radiofreeeuropa 1 year, 4 months ago in Humor

Here is the transcript of the 1st Presidential debate between Obama-Biden, McCain-Palin, & RadioFreeEuropa-Tehranchik.
The latest polls show RFE-Tehranchik with a huge lead, Obama-Biden in a dead heat with Spongebob Squarepants-Squidward for 2nd place, and McCainPalin dead last with 0 votes. (+or- 100% chance of error).
Ladies and gentlemen, the debate commences!
Democracy Inaction!!!!

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All progress comes from unreasonable people.
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    Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago

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    My running mate and I promise the American people we will not eat their brains.

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    Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago

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    In today's unstable world the capability to drink the other world leaders under the table is of the utmost importance.
    How else will we regain respect around the globe?

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    Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago

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    Mezcal may the best bet for international peace.
    But SOME people get nasty when they imbibe....
    Palin is already taking pot shots at Russia, McCain would probably Kick Sarkozy in the crotch.
    Now that's diplomacy folks!!!

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      not2needy1 year, 4 months ago

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      Well, Mona Lisa sure left a little something to be desired! HAHAHA!

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      Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago

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      The Robber Barons and Fossil Fuel Industry thank you!

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        greenmac1 year, 4 months ago

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        Like man I am from Canada eh ....if you need outside agitators at your opponents rallies like I am your dude..

        Great site you have there. I like the pic of Moaning Lisa

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        jovial1 year, 4 months ago

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        That was great! Need a secretary of state?

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        Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago

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        If you liked this article, and you haven't already seen the others,
        Here is the video that launched the campaign:
        http://shoelessandbibleblack.blogspot.com/2008/08/...

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        Bkumm1 year, 4 months ago

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        I would like to know your position on eyeball eating, stomach chewing, ear munching, war mongering aliens.

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        chevydog1 year, 4 months ago

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        RFE --Your bio states that "All progress comes from unreasonable people." Can we expect progress during your administration? If so, in what areas?

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        Spadecaller1 year, 4 months ago

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        How does one find any perspective in the frightening absurdity of our times other than through humor, satire, or intoxication? Considering that I am broke and a failure at drinking politely, I must rely on the satire and humor. Thanks for the helping hand, RFE.

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          dwemm1 year, 4 months ago

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          I have a feeling that this is not entirely serious...

          I do have a question, though. In the "True Patriots" poster, who is the shadowy figure between Tehranchik and RFE? Seems to be armed and dangerous! Not only that, it seems to be the only one that's actually able to hit something with a raygun. (Wait a minute-those aren't Ronald Rayguns, are they?)

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          Ratskii1 year, 4 months ago

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          Wait a second! Where was spongebob squarepants questions and answers. Don't tell me he didn't finish his mescal. I happen to know that he can absorb the stuff like a...well you know. This is typical corporatist bias, leaving spongebob out of the debates.

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          bonaroo1 year, 4 months ago

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          "My running mate and I promise the American people we will not eat their brains."

          Oh sure....... How many times over the last 7+ years have we heard that before? Put down those knives and forks and take off those silly flag bibs and then we can talk.

          As my parents used to say at times like this....... "YIKES"

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            Dobes_Rule1 year, 4 months ago

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            Now THAT was hysterical - I loved it. Fantastic creativity!

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            Albmore1 year, 4 months ago

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            So many problems in our nation and this is all you can bring.

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            Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago

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            Funny, that's exactly what I said about the McCain campaign.

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              ciaracat1 year, 4 months ago

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              Well, now you've done it. Lured me from the dark, comforting depths of lurkdom... all for a vote (or 12)

              Could I set up dual residency in Canada and the US, to get three votes? (and, I like the hat-in-the-cooler process, much more logical!)

              And, do each of my innumerable screen names get their own vote, too?

              btw- remember, you aren't really expected to Keep your campaign promises; though that Would be change! A little brain eating is expected of our elected officials, I think- might explain a few things, at that.

              Off to campaign, Thank you! RFE/TG '08 and beyond!!!!!

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              Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago

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              Could be a major propaganda coup! Thanks ciaracat! Your hired!

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                lakat1231 year, 4 months ago

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                I have nothing against Obama in general, but I have no idea what you people are thinking. He is all about TAXES!!! Don't you think the USA has complained enough?? This whole taxes thing needs to be thought over before we vote for the man who controlls you!

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                lakat1231 year, 4 months ago

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                I have nothing against Obama in general, but I have no idea what you people are thinking. He is all about TAXES!!! Don't you think the USA has complained enough?? This whole taxes thing needs to be thought over before we vote for the man who controlls you!

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                  StevieGee1 year, 4 months ago

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                  Really cool post. Very funny. Thanks.

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