White Girls Seek Equal Opportunity To Play That Funky Music »

Posted By terryaki 1 year, 1 month ago in Humor

Drawing comparisons to gender-equity movements like Title IX and ERA, white girls are now demanding that society smash the glass mirrored-ball ceiling that has kept white girls from playing that funky music.

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    ind061 year, 1 month ago

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    White girls who demand equal rights per "laying down the boogie" are likewise requesting equal opportunities to shake shake shake their booties and also to purchase and put on their boogie shoes and boogie with you, insisting that that is, indeed, the way they like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.

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    uncle-dave1 year, 1 month ago

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    Mark Farner former front man for "Grand Funk Railroad" was quoted as saying,

    "Sure the girls can get down, but will they look as funky as I did when I took my shirt off!?"

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    BhaktaRajPrabhu1 year, 1 month ago

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    I never realized that one had to be a member of a particular race or ethnicity to enjoy the music of their choice.

    As for this 65 year young Woodstocker...I like jazz, conscious hip-hop, soul, acid-rock, and punk - among other stuff - and I couldn't give a rat's rear end who don't like it. YO!! :)

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      ind061 year, 1 month ago

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      Dude, you're gonna take away all my energy with your jive talkin', yeah.

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        livearticlestoday1 year ago

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        Will they smell as funky? Good God! I hope not!!!!

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          livearticlestoday1 year ago

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          Now you're talking baby! Ring my bell! Let's have a real boogie night!

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