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Posted By ind06 1 year, 1 month ago in Humor

NOT THE LA TIMES - "Blowouts aren't fun for either side", Senator Obama said, after new polls show McCain losing badly. Republicans insist they don't want Obama's charity and launch anti-McCain spots.

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    ind061 year, 1 month ago

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    In related news: Joe Biden, campaigning in Delaware, exclaimed "If the voters won't level the playing field, then by jimminy, we will!"

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      RedRiverJ1 year, 1 month ago

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      My lord Ind06 this is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it.

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        ind061 year, 1 month ago

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        It had the laugh meter pegged at my place. Glad you enjoyed it RedRiverJ :)

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        Beau78901 year, 1 month ago

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        By jimminy?

        Do they say that in Delaware? Or is it a Scrantonism?

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          uncle-dave1 year, 1 month ago

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          It's a Disney thing!

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            ind061 year, 1 month ago

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            Naw, they just say it around the Stewart household.

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              Beau78901 year, 1 month ago

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              Martha's?

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                BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

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                No Rod's

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        ind061 year, 1 month ago

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        Oh, by the way, this is fake. Totally fake. Completely, absolutely, totally, utterly fake. Not only is it fake, it's false as well. 100% false. It's false and it's fake and it's not true to boot.
        Barack Obama is not running ads against himself. If he were, John McCain wouldn't be angry about it... Well... John's pretty feisty, maybe he would be angry about it...
        But THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
        The point is, that this is balderdash, falderal, nonsensical hokum, bunkum, humbug, trumpery and just plain ol' tommyrot. It's piffle, baloney, claptrap and flapdoodle.
        In short, it's total bullsh*t.
        -And you should not believe a word of it.
        Your pal,
        ind06 :-)

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          smithichie1 year, 1 month ago

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          I counted 22 denials, which is 11 double negatives. So you are saying it's true 11 times over!
          Pretty sneaky there ind06.

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            Mdiar1 year, 1 month ago

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            Ind is such a neoconservative lackey, one of my best sleeper agents!

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              uncle-dave1 year, 1 month ago

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              That's why I never believe him when he says none of this stuff is true.
              I think the indo6 doth protest too much.

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                BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

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                & my beer runneth over....

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                  puffin1 year, 1 month ago

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                  Now we're talkin'!

                  indy, Bronxy, uNca Dave %$Mdi

                  This toke's for you!

                  u2 Bee & marie

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                    Beeboppin711 year, 1 month ago

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                    Awwww Puffin! There's no one I'd rather smoke with.

                    ((((((Puffin)))))

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                      puffin1 year, 1 month ago

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                      Nice thing to say, Bee .. made me blush.

                      I could could go on tour .. ; )

                      (((((((((Bee!))))))))))

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                        puffin1 year, 1 month ago

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                        Holy Big Hugs

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            donald511 year, 1 month ago

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            yes, it is fake, but there are a lot of right wingers who want to believe a former football player who probably murdered his wife supports obama! Its fake, so it fits into the right's modus operandi!

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              ind061 year, 1 month ago

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              Would you guys just be happier if I quit? Because what I'm getting here is "Satire helps the right" which, quite frankly, is total crap.

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          BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

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          OJ Simpson backing Obama? Now that's a slam dunk/ clinch vote if I ever saw one...

          :o/

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            chevydog1 year, 1 month ago

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            I heard that the Chicago Police Department has also chimed in. Seems Sen. Obama has some unpaid traffic tickets dating back over 20 years. In one (dated 1985), he is cited for double-parking his 1992 minvan on the sidewalk.

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              Grrr1 year, 1 month ago

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              He double-parked a '92 minivan in 1985?
              Dang. He's good.

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                chevydog1 year, 1 month ago

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                Hey, we're talking Chicago. Anything is possible.

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            chuck-the-canuck1 year, 1 month ago

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            I heard a rumour that Obama is going to start wearing heels and a skirt to show his support for women’s issues. That, combined with the headphones, blasting incoherent noise in his ears and a generous handful of “goof balls”, should be just about enough to even the playing field.

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              BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

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              With or without lipstick?

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                uncle-dave1 year, 1 month ago

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                Heels and a skirt?! Sounds more like Giuliani to me!

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                  BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

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                  Or Howard Stern...

                  8oP

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                    puffin1 year, 1 month ago

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                    Hey!

                    I use Remington too, ty.

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                      ind061 year, 1 month ago

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                      How do I riff on that comment, and maintain my macho image?

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                        chevydog1 year, 1 month ago

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                        As the saying goes, the Remington is not worth a Schick.

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                          BronxBomber1 year, 1 month ago

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                          I'll Gillette that go...

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                            puffin1 year, 1 month ago

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                            Right back Atra?

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                sumptuousdigs1 year, 1 month ago

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                Jumpin' gee Hosephat I wish I'd said that!

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                  saurabharya1 year, 1 month ago

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                  the picture is getting clearer slowly........ someone is showing sympathy and someone is playing it rude........... this all making voters confusing a bit.....

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                    CRYMTYPHON1 year, 1 month ago

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                    I am posting on this thread, to denounce .
                    Yes, denounce (italics mine).
                    Once again, the dreadful Ind06 has foisted off upon the honest, kind, good, decent community of Propeller, - an intent to deceive.

                    In point of fact, this article is not true.
                    I will even add that it is in relation to reality, - not there! (italics yours).

                    To be fair, it is very funny but as I regard the average Propeller reader to be just as bright as a class L brown dwarf star on a cloudy night,
                    - i demand Ind06 to post in giant letters: NOT REAL NOT REAL NOT REAL!

                    Also, I think at this point Mr. Obama should even up the playing field by tying one hand behind his back, hanging upside down over Ohio and answering debate questions from a panel chosen by Karl Rove.
                    Obama would still win, but it would at least make things interesting.

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                      computerscott21 year, 1 month ago

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                      Puh-lease! Take away Obama's tele prompter and you have a teletubby. He stammers more than a junior high school debater! He is EVIL people! Look at his eyes and then go look at a serial killer's eyes they are blank......I think a lot of Obama supporters will openly promote him but when the curtain is closed they will say "I just can't vote for this guy".

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                        rforRepublican1 year, 1 month ago

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                        So glad to hear someone else thinks he's evil! If he wins the elecetion (hope he doesnt) I feel everyone who voted him in will be very sorry, POOR AMERICA IF OBAMA gets in!

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                          rforRepublican1 year, 1 month ago

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                          I have to agree with you, Scott. I wish all these OBAMA-BOTS would look at the whole picture and see who truly is the better man for the job of running our country. We (america) are in such deep sh*t right now there is no quick fix, we have to look at long term and i just don't see Obama as fit.

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                            Beeboppin711 year, 1 month ago

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                            I have stared deeply into his lipid pools.
                            I've not seen the evil orbs floating there.
                            They were not blank.
                            The were burning brightly with the lights of hope and change.
                            They were alight with integrity and dignity.

                            Only the opposition was afraid of the burning fires of passion that shone there.
                            The opposition fears change,
                            cannot hope,
                            and has no integrity or dignity.

                            Cast aside your doubts and fear. Cast your vote for Obama.

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                        HannibalBarca1 year, 1 month ago

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                        Blowouts aren't fun for either side,
                        What ?,did he inflate his tires too much? on both sides?
                        Ohh boy, Reps will have a field day with that one.
                        Hope his tire gage is OK though.

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                          Hagen1 year, 1 month ago

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                          hahahahaha. i love the mccain/buffy the vampire ad on the side.

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                            Mutainia1 year, 1 month ago

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                            The ONLY hope I see of McCain kind of turning this around is if, in the "debate" tonight, he brings up ACORN, and how Obama contributed to the disaster we're now faced with. Obama left him open to defend himself with this last time, but, he didn't go for it, making him lose the debate. IF he doesn't bring up the fact that Obama was involved in ACORN, and, being a part of Freddie and Fannie, Palin should start heading back to Alaska tonight, because THEN, it will be truly over. Obama will be the declared winner in my book in exactly five hours as of this writing.

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                              Grrr1 year, 1 month ago

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                              Except for the fact that, plainly and simply, neither ACORN, Freddy and Fannie, nor CRA contributed diddly squat to the current meltdown, other than F & F being two dominoes in a row, fairly far down the line.
                              Wake up.

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                                Mutainia1 year, 1 month ago

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                                It's over. McCain COULD have redeemed himself, but, he played it nice and inoffensive. He is...THROUGH! It's OUT with the nice old guy, IN with the socialist. Well, we're going to get change now. BOY are we going to get change! Shudder, shudder.

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                                  Beau78901 year, 1 month ago

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                                  OMG!

                                  He's gonna nationalize all industry!

                                  He's gonna make your kids learn Arabic in school!!!!!!

                                  He's gonna tax your income at 150%!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  You'd better leave the country!

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                                    Mutainia1 year ago

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                                    No place to run. We're screwed.

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                              sumptuousdigs1 year, 1 month ago

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                              Sic um Mutainia...sic um boy!! Lol!

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                                Mutainia6 months ago

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                                Ruff! !! Huh, huh, huh. Arf?

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