Eighth-Grade Scientist Successfully Isolates Self From Classmates »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 2 months ago in HumorCAPE GIRARDEAU, MO. ? Eighth-grade science fair participant Lucas Kinney exhibited to judges Tuesday evening a well-formed experiment that successfully isolated his personality variable from his surrounding environment of peers.
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ind061 year, 2 months ago
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Lucas has since put in for a patent for his newly discovered ostracization, hoping to charge nerds around the world for copyright infringement.
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"If I'm going to be stinky and alone, I might as well be rich!" the young man brightly opined. -
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Beau78901 year, 2 months ago
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Lucas will soon begin a series of other experiments, for his own personal satisfaction, with the time he has freed up by isolating himself. He hopes this research, done solely with his broadband internet connection, his ergonomic chair, and himself as the subject (naturally), can be used to help him and others like him tolerate the disregard of females.
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I just hope he doesn't go blind. -
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icono11 year, 2 months ago
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"manipulating my superiority"
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Hummm......... is this a new take on a male habit of 'chocking the chicken' when socially isolated from 'approachable females'????????
Maybe I should call Cousin Willy; he says he knows all about such things esp if it involves being an antisocial male of superior intellect. -
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