Bush Calls For Panic »
Posted By ind06 1 year ago in HumorWASHINGTON— Speaking from the Oval Office, President Bush assured citizens that in these times of great uncertainty, the best and only course of action is to come under the throes of a sudden, overwhelming fear marked by hysterical or irrational behavior.
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ind061 year ago
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History "Factoid": The "Headless Chicken" defense was first developed by James Madison during the War of 1812, and later perfected under Herbert Hoover.
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Bonus "Fun Fact": In the 60's, under Lyndon Johnson, it was a popular dance in Washington, D.C.! -
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cowboygrandpa1 year ago
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Spadecaller:
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Yeah, his hole card is to announce, that he has suspended the elections and imposed martial law upon the nation. Declaring himself President for life.
That would defintely set off of the panic and depression the likes of which this country has never seen. LMAO hahhahahahahaha
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chevydog1 year ago
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We are doing our part here in MO! Next Saturday marks the end of Public Panic Week. There will be a wailing at the courthouse steps starting at 9:00 AM. We will run around the courthouse three times waving our arms disconsolably while sobbing. Then we run in the courthouse and collape crying in the lobby. We're instructed to make sure our tears fall on the wood floor and stain it. Never let it be said that MO is behind the curve!
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Stiff upper lips are out. We need to show our emotion. -
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icono11 year ago
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Well let me see...... GW wants a mass panic over the panic??? damn, ok, let me see if I have some panic pills and anxiety booze laying around to facilitate this experience..... well none of that laying around. Guess I'll just have to fake this one by drinking some rum, coke, and jack and laughing my arse off at this farce called a political race. I'll take some pills tomorrow..... they are called aspirin.
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ind061 year ago
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StevieGee1 year ago
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According to FEMA the guns and booze have been delivered but it's the state's responsibility to distribute them. They have also delivered 26 truck loads of Gucci slippers but have no way to distribute those either and they are contaminated with formaldahyde.
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ind061 year ago
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On the plus side, you should be getting your silk pajama tops today or tomorrow...
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Unfortunately your matching silk pajama bottoms have been held up indefinitely...
Oh, and those tops have been found by early recipients to be infested with flesh-eating Paraguayan cannibal moths, so be sure to give them a good shake before wearing!
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Tcaros1 year ago
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Bush is the "act now" president.
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On Bin Laden: Act now, or the terrorist will win.
He never found Bin Laden.
On the economy: Act now, or we will be in a disaster. He tanked the economy himself with his rich oil buddies and world bankers.
He's a real scum bag.
Americans are being fooled, just like those Texas farmers who were bilked out of the mineral rights for their properties. -
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